I Have Some of The Weirdest Conversations

An example of American/Canadian relations...

Narkash says, "Yay! What's tomorrow so there's no school?"

Dwyvach say, "long weekend this weekend ... it's Thanksgiving weekend here"

Narkash says, "Oh, that's right, weird."

Dwyvach say, "weird?"

Narkash says, "Well, your Thanksgiving is wrong, of course. ;)"

Dwyvach o.O

Narkash says, "Not at the end of November, I mean."

Dwyvach was just told that it's actually in the constitution itself and not an admendment that all Americans must be big fat jerks.

Narkash says, "Our founding fathers were very wise."

Dwyvach say, "and very fat"

Narkash says, "Well, not as fat as we are now, but yes."

Dwyvach say, "see your nation was doomed from the start... it was started by fat guys... all you guys have had was to try to be better and therefore fatter then them"

Dwyvach waits with a cute grin on her face.

Narkash says, "George Washington and Jesus Christ both want us to be obnoxious fat pigs."

Dwyvach say, "wait... how does Jesus want you to be an obnoxious fat pig?"

Narkash says, "Well, our founding fathers wanted America to be a Christian nation. The Constitution is based on the Bible, you know. It's kind of like Bible fanfic."

Dwyvach starts choking while laughing... coughinng madly.

Narkash grins.

Dwyvach say, "So George Washington and his cronies were all Team Jesus, eh?"

Narkash says, "Oh totally, of course."

Dwyvach say, "So when did Team Moses get there then?"

Narkash says, "In the late 19th century. They all went to New York City and Hollywood."

Dwyvach laughs