I'm a Joker, I'm a Smoker, I'm a Midnight Toker...

Canadians are so friendly....

How friendly are they...

Well.... they're so friendly that they are willing to share all kinds of things with you...

out partying on Friday night... it was Jewlzie's birthday and it was pretty much the last day of my training.... so chugging down coolers from 12:45am to 2:30am... got a bit drunk... lol
there was a group of us... we went to HD (Heavy Duty Pizzeria) there was 7 of us from work... so there was 3 of us inside HD and the others were outside... we were being goofy and lifting our shirts and exposing our bras thru the pizza places doors... well there was two guys inside the pizzeria place that we had no idea who they were... they left before the three of us....

The three of us walked out side to one of these guys looking at me and saying "will you show us your tits if he shows you his third testicle?"
damn near died laughing...
shrugged... sure why not... lol
and sure as shit he had an itty bitty third testicle... but man he had a wide dick... whew...
so I stepped up... looked around and flashed them....
all I hear is a guy saying to Raistlan "man you are lucky dude...do you ever drown in those"
lmao

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So onto Monday....
most everyone knows that I have Mondays off....
Anyway this past Monday (yes yesterday) Raistlan and I went to the bank with my mother...
I was under the impression that if the bank agent told us that we would have to get a co-signer for a mortgage that my mom was going to see if she could do that...
appraently i was misled... she told us no (the bank agent)... credit... blah blah blah.... so she went on to say we would need a co-signer and all that stuff...
I was waiting my mom to step up... and was yet again shown that apparently my mom doesn't always do what she says...
but anyway... long story short... we didn't get the mortgage we wanted...
we were told that if we straightened out or credit a bit we could be pre-approved for a mortgage of 132 grand... well isn't that nice... all I wanted was 100 grand...
what was worse is she started sounding like my mom... telling us to do up a budget and blah blah blah... I was very quick to let her know that I didn't need her advice about that sort of stuff...

They need to stop giving credit cards to college kids with no jobs... they fuck up their credit big time...
Any person who has a teenager right now... do not let them get a credit card when they go to college....
I know I was an idiot... now I do... didn't think I was an idiot then... just thought it was free money... BA HA HA.... now it may take me over a year in order to straighten all the crap out because of it...

So needless to say.... I was/am extremely disappointed...

If you'd like to help pay off my credit card stupidity... just go ahead and click on the donate button over there ------>

lol

So today I shall send Joey an email about the car...
to see if he is ready to unhand it...

If we can't buy a house... then God Damnit we're buying a car!!

thats it!

HAPPYBIRTHDAY SQUASHA!!!!!!

Comedy = Death + Time

So I've decided there are three distinct people from work I'd like to jump on and ride...and the great thing is... they will all be living in the same house soon... >:)

but anyway... enough of that LOL

Because seriously there are more than just those three... but damn I thought what a great night that would be >:)

ok I'm officially evil... :D

so much so that my Tim Hortons tea is now an extra large 2 cream 4 sugar and 1 tablespoon of evil :D

So to give you the update.... I'm back in training again this week from 4pm til midnight for CC Tier (Internet) ... it's so boring that I want to poke my eyes out with hot pokers
the trainer reads straight out of a manual... and is a huge stickler about shit...

Had an interesting vision during training today...(hmm can it be a "vision" if you didn't actually "see" it but heard it instead?) there was somebody I know walking/hiking through the woods...and he wasn't by himself...but it was a beautiful day out and he started chasing (playfully) his girlfriend through the woods...and he fell over a root that was sticking out of the ground...he twisted his ankle so badly that he fractured it slightly....

so yeah that was crazy...

So yeah I think thats all I have tonight...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHANA!!!!!

Here Comes The Sun...

I miss you guys too... lol... I have been able to keep in some sort of touch with you guys... but I must correct something... I was talking about the Pagan community ;) not my little online community... you guys have always been here :D

Well it's looking very grim for Raistlan and I to get a mortgage....*sigh* was talking to some mortgage broker guy today... you know those guys who get people mortgages even if the bank says no... yeah well he said "oh I'm so sorry your credit is so bad that even with a co-signer I don't think you'll get it... you pay off this this and this and I'll be able to help you out" ....so yeah that really reassures me... but at least he's nice enough to send us the credit reports so I can actually see whats on them...

So... yeah I'm really rather down about this...

Did a reading the other night... presently... will have to make some large self sacrifices... so we'll see what happens...

Well I'm back in training again as of tonight... yippee... so thats nine months at the company and this will be the fifth training session I've had to go thru... *sigh* 4pm til midnight again this time... feckin wonderful... oh yeah and I'll be in it until Saturday... yay! just what I want to be doing on a Saturday night... hanging out at work...

*sigh* anyway off to get ready for work...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KRAMMIT!!!!!

All By Myself....

I'm feeling forgotten.... unimportant...out of touch....

I've sent a few of my friends emails to see how they are... and too see what they've been up to lately...

Apparently.. people haven't really been touch with each other a whole lot... I was affliated with a whole community... but then the centre of the community disappeared and everyone has been kind of floundering ... trying so hard to keep it together... unfortunately it hasn't been working... it has been failing.. I know it's not all my fault... it's really no one's fault... but some have been trying harder then others....

hopefully we'll be able to think of something to help this community out....

I'm A Little Teapot...Short And Stout..... Stout??

So yeah I'm fuckin pissed...

Yahoo is being a dick head.. it's hard to try to chat with the few people I still chat with... when Yahoo is going on and off and on and off...

I've changed my password because apparently someone knew my password... because I was sitting here on yahoo and all of a sudden a message pops up saying... you have been logged off of yahoo messenger because you have logged onto another machine.... so I had to change that... *sigh*

so if any of the people that I talk to on yahoo are reading this... my MSN has been working just fine :D send me an email and I'll add ya to my MSN list...

If you had to choose.... would you sleep with Donald Trump or Conan O'Brien??

I would have to choose Conan O'Brien :D

update on the frog.... he's still gone... I'm pretty sure the cat ate him...
I did tell Gambit about him being gone and how I thought that maybe Kayleb ate him... all he did was walk over to the cat look him straight in the face and said "did you eat my frog??"
yeah it was cute....
Talking about Gambit... his soccer team won 1st in their division and Gambit won the MVP trophy on his team... so I was a proud mama on Saturday.... which faded pretty fast on Sunday when he broke Nana's clothes line.... you know those ones that are a pole and theres a square web of line... yeah he broke off the pole near the bottom... *sigh* I felt so bad... and apologized so many times to Nana...

my sister and I since we first decided we wanted tattoos said we would go the same day and get them... well that went out the window... she went and got hers on thursday afternoon :(

Oh well...

so here I sit talking to a couple of people on msn... and I'm thinking... why would anyone want to go see the Star Wars that just came out... we all know how it's going to end... Darth Vader dies... almost 30 years ago

But I have a headache so now I'm going to bed...

America. Made In China

WE LOST THE FROG!!!

I was woken up this morning by Raistlan telling me that he could not see the frog in his tank...and that he had to go catch the bus...

Not a good way to wake up...


All day I was walking around watching where I step...and constantly ask "Kayleb did you eat the frog?!?" to the cat... and telling Keenan that if he sees it too let me know and not to touch it...

we have no idea how it got out of the tank.... after the last scare that it got out... we put a plant (a small one) on top of the lid... the lid was on and plant still on it as of this morning....

so we have no idea how it would have gotten out...

so now I have to explain that to an 8 year old.... eek!

Nice Day For A White Wedding....

Marriage is a little over rated... anyone can do it.. and frankly too many people just jump right into it after a couple of months being together...

Why would you want to get married? apparently the years leading up to it don't seem to matter to people... if a couple have been together for 7 years and then get married.. (I've actually seen this happen keep that in mind...) they get into an argument and other people say "oh its ok they're newlyweds" what the fuck?!? they've been together for 7 years... they're not newlyweds just because they just got married... all those 7 years got erased and now they get to forget who each other are?? is that the way it goes now?

7 years of course is just an example and has absolutely now relation to the fact that Raistlan and I have been together for 7 years.... well except for that one time...for 7 months but hey we like to chalk that up to this accident I had whereI bumped my head really hard and forgot how to use my brain and acted stupidly and blindly and well extremely out of sorts... but hey its great at parties when people ask about our relationship... "oh yeah its great he's awesome... (lil later) yep almost moved to the states" them "with him?" me "nope with another guy" LMAO....

But apparently thats not how the story goes....

apparently when I had that accident and hit my head real hard... I must have remembered that part wrong as well according to others... but anyway I'm getting off on a tangent...my main point was...why get married when ya don't have too....

So instead of getting married in the traditional sense... you know the one... where you end up so broke just to find out that during the reception where you were feeding and liquoring up 150 of your closest friends and relatives they were taking bets on how long the marriage will last.... oh you know you're guilty of it too so don't even groan at me... I've done it too at all weddings I've been too in the last 10 years....

So instead of making ourselves so broke that we can't even enjoy it... we've decided that we are going to take any monies that would go toward a wedding and try to buy a house...
weeeeee what fun eh?

yep thats right

I told Raistlan I wanted to draw up a nicely worded letter asking our friends and family for any monies they would've spent on a wedding present so that we can say that our huse was a wedding gift to us from everybody...and then have a "reception" of sorts at the house that everyone helped us buy...

I thought it was a fantastic idea... Raistlan doesn't think it would go over too well...
I would think people would be relieved that they wouldn't have to try to pick something out for a couple who have been living together for over 6 years...
but hey people are kinda dumb...

tell me what you think... cause you know i wanna know :D

Where Are You Going Too....

where have I been? where am I going? what am I doing? what have I done?

well I'm sure you don't want to know all the details.... I've been to Medieval Times in Toronto... would love to go back that was more fun then one person should be allowed to have... while eating their entire meal with their hands/fingers...and screaming at the top of their lungs ;)

Happy Birthday Pam...... yeah her birthday was on the 21st of April....

Obi went away toFrance and left Moon lonesome yet understanding while he was gone...he must have had a great time seeing his kids... so I got to hang out with Moon for a few days...thanks for keeping me company Moon...

I was/am (til Tuesday) am back in training for the dreaded CC campaign that I've never wanted to go back to.... *sigh* my training schedule has been the opposite of Raistlan...his was 8am to 4 pm and mine has been 4pm to 12 am...needless to say I saw him for about 10 minutes a day at the call centre.... *sigh* so we made the most of this past weekend.... oh yeah you know it sex!! woo hoo... *ahem* sorry where was I? oh yeah....

So I've filled out for our passports so that we can go into the states... this is stupid that they've done this...

I got called a "dumbass coward Canadian" the other day.... umm ok considering that doesn't quite make sense...but it was said to me by an American... now I've prided myself on the fact that I have quite a few American friends and that we get along famously.... but this was the most American thing to say....
I understand that there are people in the states that wish we had of backed the states up when they decided to go against the UN... but does that mean you should blame all Canadians...should you take it out on all of us... what have we ever done to you to make you so ...so...so... defensive all the time... oh...wait... Are you still upset about that time in the 1800's when we kicked your ass?? oh c'mon we've forgotten about it... well not completely but we don't hold it against you.... we understand that you were young and didn't know any better... but thats why we had to beat you down like red headed step children (no offense Sue and Shan) and burn your white house to the ground.... blecch... to all the Americans that act like crazy arrogant assholes.... Fuuuuuck You!

To all my American friends...sorry you had to witness that... LOL

Went to the Blue Ghost Tunnel..... that was fun... we will be going back.... especially to get more pics...

I'm tired of typing... maybe I'll get to updating more often....

Happy May ;)