Thursday, March 16, 2006

Facials...Not The Ones Ya Get At The Spa...

ok guys this is a blog post for you... well ladies you can answer with what you might think as well...

what is so fecking great about facials? (no not the mud masks and cucumber pieces on spa day) I'm talking about the rubbin one out onto a womans face? whats so great about that?
other oddities I understand...

anal sex... ok well easy to answer there's more control over the muscles in ones ass so they can contract those muscle and squeeze a dick pretty tight...

titty fucking... ok you actually get to watch it go in and out and feel the squeezing sensation...

blowjobs... I understand those too... tongues can be talented and feel good especially mixed with some nice sucking...

I could list a bunch but I think you get my drift...

what is so great about the facial? why do you guys want to splooge on our faces?

I wanna hear the answers you guys have so lay 'em on me...

5 comments:

Moon said...

OK, I just have to add my 2 cents worth...it's about their own little porno fantasy or just plain degradation or wanting to feel in control.
Any man who really loves his woman would not even think of doing that to her..any woman who gets off on it...well..suffice it to say..I hope she is atleast getting paid for it.
Don't get me wrong...I love everything else mentioned and will try most everything once, but that act to the face is just NOT going to happen....
Hops off the stage ...hehe

Amanda said...

Eww.

Ewww Men.

Nuff Said.

Anonymous said...

You ladies have no idea. and no not ewww men, its ewww women. ya'll are f'n crazy damnit. its no wonder i'm a misanthrope with mysogonistic tendencies. the answer to your question Rae, is simply power. the only reason we want you to do the those things, other than the blowjobs-those just feel good a tongue can do things a vagina can't, is for the feeling of power it gives us. i know you can't truly understand until you have a real penis attached to you, but doing those things gives us a sense of power, a sense of control over another individual. its always about power. shooting a load on a girls face doesn't "feel" any different than shooting it elsewhere, its the feeling of power for depositing our "seed" somewhere its not normally supposed to go. and well the titty fucking, that's power, but it is also a way to play with something we're obsessed with and can't get our "hands" on all to regularly. i mean you all have 'em so you don't understand their attraction. nuff said
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Anna said...

I totally agree with Jamie. I don't mind facials at all. when you love someone nothing from their body should make you say "EWWWW"

Besides, your skin is so much smoother and softer after you wash it off.

Really it is ;)

reesie said...

Looks around for the barf bag. I don't care how much I love someone, it aint goin on or near my face. I agree with Moon on this one, degradation at it's finest, and if you want more power go to Sears an buy a handsaw and play in the garage or something.