Bowling...
Rock n' Bowl Bowling...
that's what we did for Gambit's birthday... Krammit and three of her four kids and one of my cousins kids... and my boys all went bowling
the party started at 8pm and we had some food and some cake and he opened up his presents and they had a bunch of fun playing with balloons and laughing... and then at 9pm they turn out the lights and they turn on the black lights and turn up the music and we went out to the last lane for 5 pin bowling (with the bumpers of course) all the kids played on the one lane and then Raistlan and Krammits hubby and BIL all played a game on the lane next to us...
I don't remember all the scores right now... but it wasn't about that...
It was about all of us getting together and having fun for his birthday....
and from what I could ascertain everyone had a great time... even mom's new beer guzzling smokes too much boyfriend... who she was at least nice enough to ask ahead of time if he could come... that was nice of her... hell if it wasn't for her there would not have been a birthday party... my sister wasn't there... who knows why... apparently she had something else better to do...
After the party I asked Gambit if he had a good time... and he nodded and then went to bed... the next morning he couldn't stop talking about the bowling the night before... so for those of you who've asked... Gambit had a great birthday party... ;)
Monday, February 27, 2006
Sunday, February 26, 2006
Moonie: Omg, U Should Use This Convo as a Blog Post *lmao*, They Will Really Think U Are Nuts *lmao*
**If you want to see two women go retarded read the following...As you can see by the title of this post it was Moonie's idea to post this...lol so blame her** look Moonie theres even pictures to go with it**this conversation was not just a few minutes it was a couple of hours**keep that in mind if you decide to waste the time and read the entire thing** lmao
Rae: Welcome To Hermit Crab Cam!
Moonie: OMG the excitement! the action! the overwhelming emotions!....it's it's just TOO MUCH
Rae: and he is a bit fuzzy couldn't focus on him without mucking it up... but you can kinda see his arms
Rae: I told Raistlan that he needs a friend...doesn't he look so sad to you...
Rae: *snickers*
Moonie: omg I was just going to say...he is on the verge of crabiside!!!...he totally needs companion ship...can't ry see the crabogliphs on the aquarium wall?
Moonie: is there a hermit crab date service on line?...theres an option, but then he would take up alot of the cam time with ..crab to crab cam parties...could even get ugly with the whole good crab, bad crab controversy...but then...those are only caused by unprotected crabophiles that just to crabby for their own good
Moonie: has he moved at all in the last 30 mins?
Moonie: I have weird images of him standing up with a cane and tophat, dancing and singing HOW I LOVE YA HOW I LOVE YA
Rae: you are such a nut... and nope hasn't moved lol
Moonie: ok, just checking lol
Rae: would hate to miss any of the action eh?
Moonie: oh yes...my whole life depends on it lol
Rae: I just wanna poke him .. or pop him out of that shell... to see how cute he is
Moonie: do it do it lol
Rae: lol yeah right I'd probably squish the poor little guy
Moonie: well damnit
Moonie: think he could show us his butt? or does he have man nipples?
Rae: crab nipples now theres a topic worth blogging about
Moonie: lmao
Rae: wonder how many comments I'd get
Moonie: on a cold day, one could say, my crab is nipply?
Moonie: bet that would make ppl thing HUHHHH
Rae: I'd say hey Moon my crab is nipply how about yours?
Moonie: I would answer...well, my nipples are crabby...its that time of the month
Rae: I'm surprised that you and Chris are still watching... it's become a game of 'if I look away I know he's gonna do something'
Moonie: lol
Moonie: yeah, still waiting for the naked back flips landing in a pike position
Rae: lol
Rae: omg he's moving
Rae: !!!
Moonie: whooo hooo
Rae: I bet chris is glued to his screen right now )
Moonie: rivetting I tell ya
Rae: what ever will he do next?!?
Moonie: lol
Rae: he's sizing up the other shell by the looks of it lol
Rae: Chris has been stunned into silence
Moonie: why did u get a hermit anyway, atleast this guy doesnt have a beard and wearing bush clothes, but didnt they have social crabs or even some sometimes shy but trying to fit in crabs?
Rae: you are too much
Rae: and no they were sold out of the others...
Moonie: oh darn
Moonie: here goes our buddy, into the other shell I bet
Moonie: maaaybe not
Rae: nope apparently not... Chris hopes you are recording all the action going on
Rae: look at the size difference in those shells
Moonie: I am doing a running commentary broadcast to my fans as we speak...ok, so my fans are the moaning luc and two dogs but still
Moonie: back to u rae
Rae: Well thank you Moon as you can see the still nameless Hermit Crab has decided that size doesn't matter and has gone back inside the cozy little shell
Moonie: Thats right rae. little does the crab know eh ..no wonder he's a hermit
Rae: And thats why she's the colour commentater (sp) folks...how ironic eh?...see how the little shell has shifted position... if you are just joining this broadcast...you have joined at us at such a riveting point in our broadcast...will Nameless Hermit Crab go for the bigger shell for a second time!! over to you Moon...
Moonie: Thanks Rae, ...yes we are all here via satilite from Quebec...all rivetted with bated breath, both english and french crowds in awe of the action packed show on display...to be big shelled or not to be big shelled, THAT IS THE QUESTION... our translators are standing by for any new developments..back to u rae
Rae: Look at the development happening right now..
Rae: he's eyeing it up again
Moonie: OMG... yes, he is definately making a move! he is flexing his legs, ...eyeing the other shell , is it with longing or trepidation? will he do it? is he ready? oh the stress!
Rae: I can see the wonder in his eyes Moon I think he's going for it this time..
Moonie: Do you! the crowd here seems to think otherwize...we have a scuffle
Moonie: some are
Moonie: wait! wait!
Moonie: I think its a go
Moonie: ITS A GO ITS A GO
Rae: I just got word from our correspondent via telephone that he will be picking up a friend for Nameless and then it will be a race to see who gets the big shell first!!!
Moonie: OMG
Moonie: THAT is an INCREDIBLE UPDATE
Rae: if Nameless is smart he'll get in there before the other one gets here!! don't you think Moon!!!
Rae: oh and he's back in the smaller one again!
Rae: it has been aborted for this one...
Moonie: Oh I totally agree, but maybe the hermit is trying to be more welcoming, in giving the bigger shell to guest
Moonie: ..crowd consensus here
Moonie: they all seem to think that the hermit is trying to change his hermit ways
Moonie: whats your take on it rae
Rae: well I think that would be a very good guess Moon and your crowd over there might be on to something...I think he's just trying to get out more...
Moonie: we have a key speaker here, a crab infested expert...oh wait, or is that flea infested?...anyway...although treeted for such things, she seems to bark, I mean, think that the hermit crab in him is really branching out to a better shell for the sharing
Rae: does she have any idea how long it might take before he feels ok enough to try to come out again?
Moonie: barkbark...oops translating...she can't be certain..but in confering with a coleague both have stratched their heads ...with convicition I assure you...and come up with the ascertion of a mininum of it happening during the week with 2 thursdays
Rae: Wow I don't know if we can all hang on that long... the midget correspondent seems to think that Nameless Hermit Crab thinks that the other shell is a bigger crab and that each time he comes out of his shell he is trying to determine if it is a friendly crab... do you and your crowd via Satellite agree with that hypothisis?
Moonie: The crowd here seems in acordance with the midget correspondent...his hypothisis had definate merrit... but wait...Hermit is moving again...
Moonie: could he have decided to move?
Rae: we are waiting with bated breath...and trying not to make noise so's not to deter him....
Moonie: a hushed silence has befalled the crowd here
Moonie: befallen even
Rae: same here Moon
Moonie: go hermy go hermy, in whispered tones
Rae: only another inch to go Moon if he decides to go
Rae: no no no he's backing up..
Moonie: he just looked at us as if to say...
Rae: and back in he goes...
Moonie: WTF u all looking at
Moonie: lol
Rae: altho Moon on the bright side he is getting more daring and coming out more often now... its starting to look up for us
Moonie: can'T a guy stretch out his legs without it being a federal case? lol
Moonie: this is true...he is losing some of his inabitions for sure...venturing out more often as u stated can be a step towards healing his debilitating shyness
Rae: I think that is a good prognosis Moon... the crowd here in Ontario are hoping that he gets to the big shell before the new guy moves in...
Moonie: This new developement is going to happen when exactly? ...is this an eminent accorance?
Rae: oui madame... our roving reporter is out on the scene right now checking out the new guy as he makes his way to the house... and by our estimates he should be here in anywhere from 10 to 15 minutes from now...
Moonie: oh this is an exciting news break...exclusive on the scenes action coming soon folks!!!!!!
Moonie: I am sure the whole crab comunity will be anxious to see how this blind date works out for our hermy..er rather Hermit Crab...
Rae: oh yes we are poised on the edge of our seats Moon, and since we really have no way of telling if either are female or male we're not sure whats going to happen...so it's all a mystery as of now... who needs the olympics when you have this kind of tv going on!!!
Moonie: I absolutely agree Rae, this is is entertainment at its best! Why its cause for great speculation! Could this new mate/friend be ambidextrous? if so they will be fine either way...its all so exciting!
Moonie: Our local sponsor needs to take over for a few minutes...our satilite feed is getting alittle fuzzy..may take a few minutes to get it back
Rae: Oh and I scared him back into his shell... I apologize everyone... I was so excited I needed to pee and figured here was not a good place to do it... so as we take this commercial break we shall get everything back up and running smoothly...
Moonie: back, after that station identification... As we can see, the situation is mounting...although things are stable for the moment, they could explode at any time...
Rae: oh you know it Moonie... we are still waiting the arrival of Hermit Crab number 2 and number 1 is still unknowing about the new house mate... it's a waiting game right now... but in a matter of seconds everything could explode!!
Rae: OOOOOOHH whats happening here!!???
Moonie: oh the anticipation is paluable! the hush over the crowd is poingnette...
Rae: the new house mate has arrived...!!!!
Moonie: omg ppl, this it si
Moonie: is it
Moonie: the moment of truth
Moonie: the crowds are going wild with excitement
Rae: yes oh my yes Moon the new house mate is a bit smaller then nameless
Moonie: they are obviously going throw those first awkward feelins of shyness,
Moonie: this is to be expected ofcourse
Rae: oh of course!
Moonie: new guy is getting he new baring aswell
Rae: alright I hand it over to you for a moment....I"m just so excited I must pee!!
Moonie: sure thing rae,
Moonie: its under control here
Moonie: We have a few tentative steps taking by the new guy...oh and look , Hermy is making a move
Moonie: are then going to converse
Moonie: wait, the new guy is out of the camera frame, is he camera shy? or is he planing his next move
Moonie: oh wait, he seems to be checking out the whole layout
Rae: yes Moon he's definately lchecking out the place!
Rae: and going to hide behind the small habitat.. or possibly climb it!!
Moonie: well Rae, the sooner he becomes aclimatized and feels at home, the sooner he and Hermy can try to become friends..
Rae: oh missed that call new guy is IN the habitat!!!
Rae: oh but hermy has gone back into his shell
Moonie: we have more movement on the part of the new guy...he's approaching the other shell
Moonie: no wait
Moonie: he is sniffing around hermy and the rest of the tank
Moonie: is that the local drinking hole?
Moonie: this guy is certainly forward
Rae: yes Moon that is the drinkin hole.. it is dry right now... our roving reporter is ontop of that right now
Rae: he is filling the water hole while the new guy runs around the aquarium and hermy is choosing to stay in his shell
Rae: oh wait
Rae: hermy is out!!
Rae: I repeat hermy is out!!
Moonie: wow this is unpresidented folks!!!
Moonie: wait...
Moonie:he is still unsure
Rae: but where did the new guy go!?!
Rae: is he making the move... feeling his territory is threatened??
Moonie: could be rae, could be, this is a typical male reaction for the most part...unwarrented or not, we still can't be sure
Rae: our roving reporter just scared the shite out of him!! we apologize folks
Moonie: I believe that hermy is struggling with his own inner demons...part of him is warrior but he also suffers from chickenshititis
Rae: lets take a look over at the new guy while Hermy deals with his demons...
Rae: this little guy sure is more outgoing then Hermy
Moonie: Yes he sure is, he has made short work of casing the place already
Moonie: He could teach a thing or two to hermy for sure
Rae: yes that is for sure since Hermy truly hasn't moved more then an inch or two since last night...
Rae: our roving reporter has just informed us that our beloved Hermit crabs seem to have a liking for peanut butter...
Moonie: thats something..good to know he isnt alergic to peanuts like many humans, but then alot of humans hate being afflicted with crabs to
Rae: is't that the truth...
Rae: isn't*
Rae: one does wonder tho how does a crab go to the bathroom? or even do you think the crabs look like dogs when eating peanut butter? that might be a good question to ask your crowd in Quebec?
Moonie: hmm very good question...I have to wonder if a crab has a roof to his mouth? if not, it wouldnt bet stuck there so maybe not for that matter does a crab have a tongue, there is the REAL question...
Rae: these are very good questions? I think that the roving reporter is going to ask Jeeves for us...
Rae: I'll get back to you with the results of these questions and more...
Moonie: stay tuned everyone ...these are some astounding answers to the saut after questions of intense interest
Moonie: we need to break for a few , in order to feed the masses here, back to u rae
Rae: well Moon on that while the roving reporter searches the midget correspondents are getting restless I must toss them a bone... so all the answers after this half time break...
Rae: this update the new guy is already making himself comfortable enough to enjoy his first meal here
Moonie: Right oh Rae, this is evident as we speak, the speculations on his adapting have proved acurate..he is certainly bold and brazen, Hermy will have to ascert his presence for sure
Rae: thats for sure Moon, I tell ya I thought Hermy was going to show this guy the ropes but seems that this guy is going to have to show them to Him...
Moonie: well every relationship dynamic needs a dominant one weather its slight or not so slight.. given these new obvious character traits ....this could lead us into some very kinky endevours for out new cpl
Rae: this is so true Moon... maybe Hermy is a shy wall flower....
Moonie: Or even dare us to believe, a VIRGIN...this could be potentially rivetting ...we will have to also set up a crabby porn feed for out sexually interested viewers...what a wind fall...this is payed per view tv at 0$ ...HOW EXCITING!
Rae: we can't get in for an exclusive because Hermy is so shy...
Moonie: This is true, but hopefully with time the new guy can soften hermy up for some one on one action or a start anyway
Moonie: We've got some tentative approuchment by the new guys part!
Rae: we have seen that Hermy has only tried to come out once while the new guy has been here... does your crowd think that maybe we have stunted Hermy's coming out progress?
Rae: no it seems the new guy is just walking by...
Moonie: that seems to be the case...other then that, we believe that hermy is just abit more intreverted then he normally is with this new developement,
Moonie: Just in, our french reporter just commented on the progress of our live report
Moonie: his comment was .... *rolling on floor laughing face
Rae: and what does that translate into in English?
Moonie: essentially it wouldl translate to...YOU ARE BOTH FUCKING NUTS!!
Rae: and thats why he gets paid less folks!
Rae: an update the new guy has been to the watering hole and soppin up a bunch of water while watching Hermy
Moonie: amen to that...next contract negotiations not withstanding
Moonie: oh I believe he has taken even more liquid courage
Rae: oh I agree... the two midget correspondents and the roving english reporter all agree that the new guy is going to have to make the first move when it comes to contact with Hermy...
Moonie: A word from one of our sponsors...... Try Chris' chicken breasts! they are delicious...just the scent coming from oven will drive u wild...yes folks CHRIS' BREASTS ARE FULL PLUMP, AND TASTE ABSOLUTELY DEVINE...THEIR SUCULANCE IS DECADENT....
Rae: our english reporter just went to another assignment and walked out laughing at that commercial ...
Rae: well this update brings you the new guy is in the corner and hermy is still in his shell... any news on your end?
Moonie: no, its all calm on this front, the crowd has started to disapate aswell, most have mouths to feed even through the frenzy of it all...back to u
Rae: well all is calm and quiet here as well Moon...
Rae: I think that everyone is napping because of all the excitement today... so I think that we shall end this edition of Hermit Crab Cam...
Moonie: Well I hope all will be sure to return for the next episode of Hermit Crab Cam ...till next time....
Moonie: This has been Moon, corraspondant coming to u from Quebec
Rae: And here we are wrapping it up at the end of a very very exciting day everyone... as we say Good night to all our loyal fans and correspondants from Quebec, Moonie.... and to our roving reporters and midget correspondants from Ontario... Good Night and Good Living....
Rae: Welcome To Hermit Crab Cam!
Moonie: OMG the excitement! the action! the overwhelming emotions!....it's it's just TOO MUCH
Rae: and he is a bit fuzzy couldn't focus on him without mucking it up... but you can kinda see his arms
Rae: I told Raistlan that he needs a friend...doesn't he look so sad to you...
Rae: *snickers*
Moonie: omg I was just going to say...he is on the verge of crabiside!!!...he totally needs companion ship...can't ry see the crabogliphs on the aquarium wall?
Moonie: is there a hermit crab date service on line?...theres an option, but then he would take up alot of the cam time with ..crab to crab cam parties...could even get ugly with the whole good crab, bad crab controversy...but then...those are only caused by unprotected crabophiles that just to crabby for their own good
Moonie: has he moved at all in the last 30 mins?
Moonie: I have weird images of him standing up with a cane and tophat, dancing and singing HOW I LOVE YA HOW I LOVE YA
Rae: you are such a nut... and nope hasn't moved lol
Moonie: ok, just checking lol
Rae: would hate to miss any of the action eh?
Moonie: oh yes...my whole life depends on it lol
Rae: I just wanna poke him .. or pop him out of that shell... to see how cute he is
Moonie: do it do it lol
Rae: lol yeah right I'd probably squish the poor little guy
Moonie: well damnit
Moonie: think he could show us his butt? or does he have man nipples?
Rae: crab nipples now theres a topic worth blogging about
Moonie: lmao
Rae: wonder how many comments I'd get
Moonie: on a cold day, one could say, my crab is nipply?
Moonie: bet that would make ppl thing HUHHHH
Rae: I'd say hey Moon my crab is nipply how about yours?
Moonie: I would answer...well, my nipples are crabby...its that time of the month
Rae: I'm surprised that you and Chris are still watching... it's become a game of 'if I look away I know he's gonna do something'
Moonie: lol
Moonie: yeah, still waiting for the naked back flips landing in a pike position
Rae: lol
Rae: omg he's moving
Rae: !!!
Moonie: whooo hooo
Rae: I bet chris is glued to his screen right now )
Moonie: rivetting I tell ya
Rae: what ever will he do next?!?
Moonie: lol
Rae: he's sizing up the other shell by the looks of it lol
Rae: Chris has been stunned into silence
Moonie: why did u get a hermit anyway, atleast this guy doesnt have a beard and wearing bush clothes, but didnt they have social crabs or even some sometimes shy but trying to fit in crabs?
Rae: you are too much
Rae: and no they were sold out of the others...
Moonie: oh darn
Moonie: here goes our buddy, into the other shell I bet
Moonie: maaaybe not
Rae: nope apparently not... Chris hopes you are recording all the action going on
Rae: look at the size difference in those shells
Moonie: I am doing a running commentary broadcast to my fans as we speak...ok, so my fans are the moaning luc and two dogs but still
Moonie: back to u rae
Rae: Well thank you Moon as you can see the still nameless Hermit Crab has decided that size doesn't matter and has gone back inside the cozy little shell
Moonie: Thats right rae. little does the crab know eh ..no wonder he's a hermit
Rae: And thats why she's the colour commentater (sp) folks...how ironic eh?...see how the little shell has shifted position... if you are just joining this broadcast...you have joined at us at such a riveting point in our broadcast...will Nameless Hermit Crab go for the bigger shell for a second time!! over to you Moon...
Moonie: Thanks Rae, ...yes we are all here via satilite from Quebec...all rivetted with bated breath, both english and french crowds in awe of the action packed show on display...to be big shelled or not to be big shelled, THAT IS THE QUESTION... our translators are standing by for any new developments..back to u rae
Rae: Look at the development happening right now..
Rae: he's eyeing it up again
Moonie: OMG... yes, he is definately making a move! he is flexing his legs, ...eyeing the other shell , is it with longing or trepidation? will he do it? is he ready? oh the stress!
Rae: I can see the wonder in his eyes Moon I think he's going for it this time..
Moonie: Do you! the crowd here seems to think otherwize...we have a scuffle
Moonie: some are
Moonie: wait! wait!
Moonie: I think its a go
Moonie: ITS A GO ITS A GO
Rae: I just got word from our correspondent via telephone that he will be picking up a friend for Nameless and then it will be a race to see who gets the big shell first!!!
Moonie: OMG
Moonie: THAT is an INCREDIBLE UPDATE
Rae: if Nameless is smart he'll get in there before the other one gets here!! don't you think Moon!!!
Rae: oh and he's back in the smaller one again!
Rae: it has been aborted for this one...
Moonie: Oh I totally agree, but maybe the hermit is trying to be more welcoming, in giving the bigger shell to guest
Moonie: ..crowd consensus here
Moonie: they all seem to think that the hermit is trying to change his hermit ways
Moonie: whats your take on it rae
Rae: well I think that would be a very good guess Moon and your crowd over there might be on to something...I think he's just trying to get out more...
Moonie: we have a key speaker here, a crab infested expert...oh wait, or is that flea infested?...anyway...although treeted for such things, she seems to bark, I mean, think that the hermit crab in him is really branching out to a better shell for the sharing
Rae: does she have any idea how long it might take before he feels ok enough to try to come out again?
Moonie: barkbark...oops translating...she can't be certain..but in confering with a coleague both have stratched their heads ...with convicition I assure you...and come up with the ascertion of a mininum of it happening during the week with 2 thursdays
Rae: Wow I don't know if we can all hang on that long... the midget correspondent seems to think that Nameless Hermit Crab thinks that the other shell is a bigger crab and that each time he comes out of his shell he is trying to determine if it is a friendly crab... do you and your crowd via Satellite agree with that hypothisis?
Moonie: The crowd here seems in acordance with the midget correspondent...his hypothisis had definate merrit... but wait...Hermit is moving again...
Moonie: could he have decided to move?
Rae: we are waiting with bated breath...and trying not to make noise so's not to deter him....
Moonie: a hushed silence has befalled the crowd here
Moonie: befallen even
Rae: same here Moon
Moonie: go hermy go hermy, in whispered tones
Rae: only another inch to go Moon if he decides to go
Rae: no no no he's backing up..
Moonie: he just looked at us as if to say...
Rae: and back in he goes...
Moonie: WTF u all looking at
Moonie: lol
Rae: altho Moon on the bright side he is getting more daring and coming out more often now... its starting to look up for us
Moonie: can'T a guy stretch out his legs without it being a federal case? lol
Moonie: this is true...he is losing some of his inabitions for sure...venturing out more often as u stated can be a step towards healing his debilitating shyness
Rae: I think that is a good prognosis Moon... the crowd here in Ontario are hoping that he gets to the big shell before the new guy moves in...
Moonie: This new developement is going to happen when exactly? ...is this an eminent accorance?
Rae: oui madame... our roving reporter is out on the scene right now checking out the new guy as he makes his way to the house... and by our estimates he should be here in anywhere from 10 to 15 minutes from now...
Moonie: oh this is an exciting news break...exclusive on the scenes action coming soon folks!!!!!!
Moonie: I am sure the whole crab comunity will be anxious to see how this blind date works out for our hermy..er rather Hermit Crab...
Rae: oh yes we are poised on the edge of our seats Moon, and since we really have no way of telling if either are female or male we're not sure whats going to happen...so it's all a mystery as of now... who needs the olympics when you have this kind of tv going on!!!
Moonie: I absolutely agree Rae, this is is entertainment at its best! Why its cause for great speculation! Could this new mate/friend be ambidextrous? if so they will be fine either way...its all so exciting!
Moonie: Our local sponsor needs to take over for a few minutes...our satilite feed is getting alittle fuzzy..may take a few minutes to get it back
Rae: Oh and I scared him back into his shell... I apologize everyone... I was so excited I needed to pee and figured here was not a good place to do it... so as we take this commercial break we shall get everything back up and running smoothly...
Moonie: back, after that station identification... As we can see, the situation is mounting...although things are stable for the moment, they could explode at any time...
Rae: oh you know it Moonie... we are still waiting the arrival of Hermit Crab number 2 and number 1 is still unknowing about the new house mate... it's a waiting game right now... but in a matter of seconds everything could explode!!
Rae: OOOOOOHH whats happening here!!???
Moonie: oh the anticipation is paluable! the hush over the crowd is poingnette...
Rae: the new house mate has arrived...!!!!
Moonie: omg ppl, this it si
Moonie: is it
Moonie: the moment of truth
Moonie: the crowds are going wild with excitement
Rae: yes oh my yes Moon the new house mate is a bit smaller then nameless
Moonie: they are obviously going throw those first awkward feelins of shyness,
Moonie: this is to be expected ofcourse
Rae: oh of course!
Moonie: new guy is getting he new baring aswell
Rae: alright I hand it over to you for a moment....I"m just so excited I must pee!!
Moonie: sure thing rae,
Moonie: its under control here
Moonie: We have a few tentative steps taking by the new guy...oh and look , Hermy is making a move
Moonie: are then going to converse
Moonie: wait, the new guy is out of the camera frame, is he camera shy? or is he planing his next move
Moonie: oh wait, he seems to be checking out the whole layout
Rae: yes Moon he's definately lchecking out the place!
Rae: and going to hide behind the small habitat.. or possibly climb it!!
Moonie: well Rae, the sooner he becomes aclimatized and feels at home, the sooner he and Hermy can try to become friends..
Rae: oh missed that call new guy is IN the habitat!!!
Rae: oh but hermy has gone back into his shell
Moonie: we have more movement on the part of the new guy...he's approaching the other shell
Moonie: no wait
Moonie: he is sniffing around hermy and the rest of the tank
Moonie: is that the local drinking hole?
Moonie: this guy is certainly forward
Rae: yes Moon that is the drinkin hole.. it is dry right now... our roving reporter is ontop of that right now
Rae: he is filling the water hole while the new guy runs around the aquarium and hermy is choosing to stay in his shell
Rae: oh wait
Rae: hermy is out!!
Rae: I repeat hermy is out!!
Moonie: wow this is unpresidented folks!!!
Moonie: wait...
Moonie:he is still unsure
Rae: but where did the new guy go!?!
Rae: is he making the move... feeling his territory is threatened??
Moonie: could be rae, could be, this is a typical male reaction for the most part...unwarrented or not, we still can't be sure
Rae: our roving reporter just scared the shite out of him!! we apologize folks
Moonie: I believe that hermy is struggling with his own inner demons...part of him is warrior but he also suffers from chickenshititis
Rae: lets take a look over at the new guy while Hermy deals with his demons...
Rae: this little guy sure is more outgoing then Hermy
Moonie: Yes he sure is, he has made short work of casing the place already
Moonie: He could teach a thing or two to hermy for sure
Rae: yes that is for sure since Hermy truly hasn't moved more then an inch or two since last night...
Rae: our roving reporter has just informed us that our beloved Hermit crabs seem to have a liking for peanut butter...
Moonie: thats something..good to know he isnt alergic to peanuts like many humans, but then alot of humans hate being afflicted with crabs to
Rae: is't that the truth...
Rae: isn't*
Rae: one does wonder tho how does a crab go to the bathroom? or even do you think the crabs look like dogs when eating peanut butter? that might be a good question to ask your crowd in Quebec?
Moonie: hmm very good question...I have to wonder if a crab has a roof to his mouth? if not, it wouldnt bet stuck there so maybe not for that matter does a crab have a tongue, there is the REAL question...
Rae: these are very good questions? I think that the roving reporter is going to ask Jeeves for us...
Rae: I'll get back to you with the results of these questions and more...
Moonie: stay tuned everyone ...these are some astounding answers to the saut after questions of intense interest
Moonie: we need to break for a few , in order to feed the masses here, back to u rae
Rae: well Moon on that while the roving reporter searches the midget correspondents are getting restless I must toss them a bone... so all the answers after this half time break...
Rae: this update the new guy is already making himself comfortable enough to enjoy his first meal here
Moonie: Right oh Rae, this is evident as we speak, the speculations on his adapting have proved acurate..he is certainly bold and brazen, Hermy will have to ascert his presence for sure
Rae: thats for sure Moon, I tell ya I thought Hermy was going to show this guy the ropes but seems that this guy is going to have to show them to Him...
Moonie: well every relationship dynamic needs a dominant one weather its slight or not so slight.. given these new obvious character traits ....this could lead us into some very kinky endevours for out new cpl
Rae: this is so true Moon... maybe Hermy is a shy wall flower....
Moonie: Or even dare us to believe, a VIRGIN...this could be potentially rivetting ...we will have to also set up a crabby porn feed for out sexually interested viewers...what a wind fall...this is payed per view tv at 0$ ...HOW EXCITING!
Rae: we can't get in for an exclusive because Hermy is so shy...
Moonie: This is true, but hopefully with time the new guy can soften hermy up for some one on one action or a start anyway
Moonie: We've got some tentative approuchment by the new guys part!
Rae: we have seen that Hermy has only tried to come out once while the new guy has been here... does your crowd think that maybe we have stunted Hermy's coming out progress?
Rae: no it seems the new guy is just walking by...
Moonie: that seems to be the case...other then that, we believe that hermy is just abit more intreverted then he normally is with this new developement,
Moonie: Just in, our french reporter just commented on the progress of our live report
Moonie: his comment was .... *rolling on floor laughing face
Rae: and what does that translate into in English?
Moonie: essentially it wouldl translate to...YOU ARE BOTH FUCKING NUTS!!
Rae: and thats why he gets paid less folks!
Rae: an update the new guy has been to the watering hole and soppin up a bunch of water while watching Hermy
Moonie: amen to that...next contract negotiations not withstanding
Moonie: oh I believe he has taken even more liquid courage
Rae: oh I agree... the two midget correspondents and the roving english reporter all agree that the new guy is going to have to make the first move when it comes to contact with Hermy...
Moonie: A word from one of our sponsors...... Try Chris' chicken breasts! they are delicious...just the scent coming from oven will drive u wild...yes folks CHRIS' BREASTS ARE FULL PLUMP, AND TASTE ABSOLUTELY DEVINE...THEIR SUCULANCE IS DECADENT....
Rae: our english reporter just went to another assignment and walked out laughing at that commercial ...
Rae: well this update brings you the new guy is in the corner and hermy is still in his shell... any news on your end?
Moonie: no, its all calm on this front, the crowd has started to disapate aswell, most have mouths to feed even through the frenzy of it all...back to u
Rae: well all is calm and quiet here as well Moon...
Rae: I think that everyone is napping because of all the excitement today... so I think that we shall end this edition of Hermit Crab Cam...
Moonie: Well I hope all will be sure to return for the next episode of Hermit Crab Cam ...till next time....
Moonie: This has been Moon, corraspondant coming to u from Quebec
Rae: And here we are wrapping it up at the end of a very very exciting day everyone... as we say Good night to all our loyal fans and correspondants from Quebec, Moonie.... and to our roving reporters and midget correspondants from Ontario... Good Night and Good Living....
Saturday, February 25, 2006
Talk About Your Shitty Situations *Groucho Marx with a Cigar Impression*
I'd like to introduce you to the friends of mine that I was hanging out with yesterday...
Their names are Imodium, Midol, Gravol, Pepto and Peppermints...
Yesterday morning I woke up absolutely fine... had a bowl of cereal with the youngest midget, sent the hubby off to work... at about 9am decided to have an apple...
ate half of the apple and started to feel how snow white musta felt... my stomach started turning and whirling and spinning like a vortex to another dimension... and then I heard the gurgling... oh you know which one I'm talking about ... the one thats real low in the stomach... and then got that strange cramping feeling in my back...the lower back... then came the pain... and the feeling of panic and anxiety... air bubbles creeping downwards... and you start to relax that muscle just a little bit and realize oh no... thats not just an air bubble... and the panic worsens as you squeeze as hard as you can... run to the washroom... find that you're swearing because for once they finally learned to put the lid on the toilet down... and then start swearing and doing a little dance as it seems like you are just learning to unbutton your pants for the first time...
well you get my drift... needless to say I did not shit myself but god it felt like I was going to about seven times yesterday...
so for the rest of the afternoon it felt like the water I was drinking and the tea I was drinking was going to come out of either end at once...
plus after walking the kidlette to school I had to fend off an episode (thank you Moonie I love you) ... oh yeah and to top it all off I had massive cramps because I finally had started my period... *laughing*
so yeah needless to say I was in bed by 7:30pm and damn if I didn't sleep until 7 o'clock this morning... lol
and now believe it or not I feel fine... I mean I have cramps but those I can and have lived with...
which is good we're going out tonight to take the midgets bowling for Gambits birthday... which his oh so smart grandma had Happy 10th Birthday put onto the cake *laughing* he's just turned 9... anyway... thats a whole nother story for another day... I'll tell you all about this fiasco of a party went ... maybe tomorrow...
Their names are Imodium, Midol, Gravol, Pepto and Peppermints...
Yesterday morning I woke up absolutely fine... had a bowl of cereal with the youngest midget, sent the hubby off to work... at about 9am decided to have an apple...
ate half of the apple and started to feel how snow white musta felt... my stomach started turning and whirling and spinning like a vortex to another dimension... and then I heard the gurgling... oh you know which one I'm talking about ... the one thats real low in the stomach... and then got that strange cramping feeling in my back...the lower back... then came the pain... and the feeling of panic and anxiety... air bubbles creeping downwards... and you start to relax that muscle just a little bit and realize oh no... thats not just an air bubble... and the panic worsens as you squeeze as hard as you can... run to the washroom... find that you're swearing because for once they finally learned to put the lid on the toilet down... and then start swearing and doing a little dance as it seems like you are just learning to unbutton your pants for the first time...
well you get my drift... needless to say I did not shit myself but god it felt like I was going to about seven times yesterday...
so for the rest of the afternoon it felt like the water I was drinking and the tea I was drinking was going to come out of either end at once...
plus after walking the kidlette to school I had to fend off an episode (thank you Moonie I love you) ... oh yeah and to top it all off I had massive cramps because I finally had started my period... *laughing*
so yeah needless to say I was in bed by 7:30pm and damn if I didn't sleep until 7 o'clock this morning... lol
and now believe it or not I feel fine... I mean I have cramps but those I can and have lived with...
which is good we're going out tonight to take the midgets bowling for Gambits birthday... which his oh so smart grandma had Happy 10th Birthday put onto the cake *laughing* he's just turned 9... anyway... thats a whole nother story for another day... I'll tell you all about this fiasco of a party went ... maybe tomorrow...
Friday, February 24, 2006
How'd They Know?
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And He Shall Be Leave On, And He Shall Be A Good Man
Sometimes I loook at this page and just go completely blank much like the screen.... and I look up at it and it says create... and it feels like all my creativeness has drained out of me... so with that thought in mind onwards and upwards we go...
I know my last post was very long.. but I wanted to let you all know why I was extremely frustrated... just incase you had any contact with me... besides this blog...
for some unknown reason I have been getting horribly tired at odd times of the day... like last night was talking away to Moonie and I was so tired it was only 6pm... its not like I could go to bed at 6pm... So I warned Raistlan that I may fall asleep on the couch so to set his alarm clock for 8pm (we're watching this season of survivor) sure as shit I fell asleep on the couch, he woke me up....I could barely keep my eyes open for the whole thing... hell I think I missed who got voted off...lol
so I crawled into bed at 9m... yes you are reading that right... 9pm...
So here I am up and about at 6am... again...
One thing I like about getting up this early is I can talk to Squasha... because the time difference between here and there... sucks ass...
So I called the cardiologist in Toronto yesterday.. told them to go ahead and pencil me in for the surgery... they're going to call me back with a date... she asks me on the phone... 'Is there any time over the next couple of months that you won't be able to come in?' so yeah I think I"ll still be waiting a couple more months to get this done... she also asked me to call the cardiologist in Niagara Falls to have the report sent from the 20th... you remember when they lubed my boob and didn't even give me lunch...
So called there right afterwards... yeah they don't have the report yet... so I just gently reminded her to send that on...
Had a strange phone call with my mom the other day... you know the kind where ya both end up in tears and you're not quite sure hat you were talking about in the first place that ended you up in tears...
My sister called me last night to 'give me a couple of ideas' (which I had already thought of) for the music in the park... she asked me if there was something wrong... I told her I was just fine... she said it didn't sound like it in my voice... well yeah thats cause I'm still abit.. hmm... not really upset and not really sad.. oh got it... disappointed...with the way that I've been treated by her... oh well... so I just told her that I would talk to her later...
I think for the club we should stand up and have to give a 'why I should be president' speech... so that I can lay it out on the line as too what I have done in the past that would make me a good president..
so I guess I shall go and start my day... I hear Raistlans alarm clock going off...
I'll probably post again later if I'm bored...
I know my last post was very long.. but I wanted to let you all know why I was extremely frustrated... just incase you had any contact with me... besides this blog...
for some unknown reason I have been getting horribly tired at odd times of the day... like last night was talking away to Moonie and I was so tired it was only 6pm... its not like I could go to bed at 6pm... So I warned Raistlan that I may fall asleep on the couch so to set his alarm clock for 8pm (we're watching this season of survivor) sure as shit I fell asleep on the couch, he woke me up....I could barely keep my eyes open for the whole thing... hell I think I missed who got voted off...lol
so I crawled into bed at 9m... yes you are reading that right... 9pm...
So here I am up and about at 6am... again...
One thing I like about getting up this early is I can talk to Squasha... because the time difference between here and there... sucks ass...
So I called the cardiologist in Toronto yesterday.. told them to go ahead and pencil me in for the surgery... they're going to call me back with a date... she asks me on the phone... 'Is there any time over the next couple of months that you won't be able to come in?' so yeah I think I"ll still be waiting a couple more months to get this done... she also asked me to call the cardiologist in Niagara Falls to have the report sent from the 20th... you remember when they lubed my boob and didn't even give me lunch...
So called there right afterwards... yeah they don't have the report yet... so I just gently reminded her to send that on...
Had a strange phone call with my mom the other day... you know the kind where ya both end up in tears and you're not quite sure hat you were talking about in the first place that ended you up in tears...
My sister called me last night to 'give me a couple of ideas' (which I had already thought of) for the music in the park... she asked me if there was something wrong... I told her I was just fine... she said it didn't sound like it in my voice... well yeah thats cause I'm still abit.. hmm... not really upset and not really sad.. oh got it... disappointed...with the way that I've been treated by her... oh well... so I just told her that I would talk to her later...
I think for the club we should stand up and have to give a 'why I should be president' speech... so that I can lay it out on the line as too what I have done in the past that would make me a good president..
so I guess I shall go and start my day... I hear Raistlans alarm clock going off...
I'll probably post again later if I'm bored...
Tuesday, February 21, 2006
And How Was Your Weekend?
So here I sit... completely deflated after my meeting last night... it was not pretty... came home and cried.. bunch of bastards... the old boy's club strikes again... sometimes I wonder why even try with those people... Lemme fill you in on what lead to my deflation...
Our club is putting on a fundraising festival called Rock n Roar in the middle of June... lots of stuff has to be done and lots of decisions made by the entire club... so last night was the meeting where we were all coming together with our ideas for the fest... I had a huge list of ideas... at least one full page of note book paper and a bit on another page... now I'm not so naive that I thought they would love ALL of my ideas... but the midget fucking turtle boy sat there and shook his head to almost every single idea I had.. I think the ones he didn't shake his head at was because he was getting dizzy and his neck was getting sore... nobody said yay or nah to any of them either... I read them all off and they all started talking about something else... one person... ONE FUCKING PERSON!!! had listened to my ideas and said that there was one inparticular that we should go with... and he's not even a fucking member yet!!! and even after he had said lets talk about it ... it still never got discussed...
and before all of this... it's that time of year where we decide who's running or getting certain positions in the club.. you know shit like President, Vice President and what not...
So there was a bit of a misconception that whomever was the 1st VP this past year will automatically be President this coming year... which is true to an extent... they forgot about 'unless anyone runs against them' ... so after dickhead who was 1st VP this year left, my brother in law became 1st VP... not a good choice I believe.. so I told my sister who is President right now...that I would like to run for President against BIL... so at the meeting during this big upset about whether it was automatic or not...I put up my hand and said that I would run against BIL... to which NewAsswipe said 'oh I think BIL will make a great president I'd have to go with him' and turtle boy decided to quip up with 'well yeah BIL was 1st VP so he gets it' ....
wow geez thanks you fuckin fuckers... thanks for the fucking vote of confidence... so not only was I pretty much told that I wouldn't be president not more then 20 minutes later I'm being shown that they don't care about any of my new ideas to make things better for the outside festival...
and that would be why I'm a bit deflated today...
the only slight bright thing is that I went for my echocardiogram yesterday morning and apparently everything looks fine for doing the procedure there's not obstructions or blockages or anything else that would prevent them from being able to do the procedure...
I've also been shown this past weekend that my mother doesn't listen to me... she's been going around thinkin that I'm going to get a pacemaker... dumbass... I clearly have stated to everyone that IF they fuck up THEN I would be getting a pacemaker... she's so fucking self absorbed right now... and too busy acting like a fucking teenager...
And then you have my inconsiderate sister... oh yeah she has a great way of pissin people off... ok it was planned on saturday that I would go to this seminar/workshop with the rest of the club on saturday morning... so I worked it out with Krammit that I would drop the kids off to her at 8:30 in the morning and then after I was done at the workshop I would come back...until the time I was to be going out with everyone to go see Betty Ford... well everything went according to plan... BIL picked me up we came back to my place Raistlan got off the bus and drove BIL to where he was going... Raistlan and I finally figured out what we were doing for dinner... got a call from my crazy cousin saying she wasn't coming hurt her shoulder bad and is on drugs... so my Aunt and cousin weren't coming... at dinner got a call from my sister saying that she just got home and wasn't coming out... so pretty much it was whatever Raistlan and I wanted to do... well we decided we still wanted to go see Betty Ford...
so the plan for the evenin about vehicles and what not (cause remember we haven't had a chance to fix ours yet) was that we would go see Betty Ford and come home and BIL would get dropped off here and then he would take the van home with him, Sister would pick up my boys in the morning and bring them back here before they went out for their Daytona 500 Party... and when the party was over they would come back here pick up Gambit and take him back to his fathers house...
I get a call the next morning from my sister saying she's not picking up the kids until about 4 or 4:30pm... WHAT!?! ... so I tell her how Kramit has plans and that she can't just do that... (Krammit usually goes to her moms house on Sundays for a family dinner...) so while talking to her on the phone Krammit beeps thru on my call waiting... so I tell her how my sister is being inconsiderate and Krammit says well yeah we were going out... I'll have to cancel I guess... (not enough room for her 3 kids my 2 kids plus her and her husband in the vehicle) I'm apologizing on behalf of my sister and myself saying I shoulda just picked the kids up at 2am like I had thought of.... sister calls back at 2pm.. 'so is Krammit going to her moms or not?' 'uh no.. theres not enough room in the vehicle for all the people at her house' ....'oh...is it because the kids are there'... ok so at this point I wanted to scream DUH!! into the phone...
So apparently she gets off the phone with me and tells BIL that he has to go and get the kids... so he goes and does it and brings the kids here and drops off Keenan...I say bye to Gambit... but in the meantime Krammit had called and told me the kids were on their way home and BIL was pissed... I said well yeah because sis made him leave the party... she stops me and says 'no he's pissed at you and Raistlan'... huh!! what the fuck did we do to him?? if my sister hadda done what she said she was going to do in the first place none of us would have had a screwed up day.... nope fuckin idiot was pissed off at us because we don't have our car fixed...
yep apparently it's always my fault...
gotta love my fucked up and disfunctional family...
only good thing thats been going on... Raistlan has been off Sunday, Monday, today and tomorrow...and today is Gambits 9th birthday... but even then I'll only get to talk to him on the phone to say happy birthday...
so pretty much... my attitude now is FUCK 'EM ALL!!!
yep thats right...
my sister anounces that she has been my taxi for the last few weeks... FUCK HER!
they don't like my ideas... FUCK 'EM!
they don't want to make me president.... FUCK 'EM!
see how many ideas they get from me anymore...
see if I go and do anything with her anymore...
see how much he's gonna fuck up this club...
*laughing* Fuck 'em all!!
and people wonder why I spend so much time on my computer...
'If I only could I'd set the world on fire
Say Fuck the world! (Fuck The World!)
If I only could I'd set the world on fire
Fuck 'em all! (Fuck 'em all!)
I can see you near the bed when I look thru this tiny crack.
you've become much older now and I don't see you turning back
Seven years of darkness I can only hope my wish comes true
that one day I'll get you in my hands and
I'll PLAY WITH YOU!!!'
Our club is putting on a fundraising festival called Rock n Roar in the middle of June... lots of stuff has to be done and lots of decisions made by the entire club... so last night was the meeting where we were all coming together with our ideas for the fest... I had a huge list of ideas... at least one full page of note book paper and a bit on another page... now I'm not so naive that I thought they would love ALL of my ideas... but the midget fucking turtle boy sat there and shook his head to almost every single idea I had.. I think the ones he didn't shake his head at was because he was getting dizzy and his neck was getting sore... nobody said yay or nah to any of them either... I read them all off and they all started talking about something else... one person... ONE FUCKING PERSON!!! had listened to my ideas and said that there was one inparticular that we should go with... and he's not even a fucking member yet!!! and even after he had said lets talk about it ... it still never got discussed...
and before all of this... it's that time of year where we decide who's running or getting certain positions in the club.. you know shit like President, Vice President and what not...
So there was a bit of a misconception that whomever was the 1st VP this past year will automatically be President this coming year... which is true to an extent... they forgot about 'unless anyone runs against them' ... so after dickhead who was 1st VP this year left, my brother in law became 1st VP... not a good choice I believe.. so I told my sister who is President right now...that I would like to run for President against BIL... so at the meeting during this big upset about whether it was automatic or not...I put up my hand and said that I would run against BIL... to which NewAsswipe said 'oh I think BIL will make a great president I'd have to go with him' and turtle boy decided to quip up with 'well yeah BIL was 1st VP so he gets it' ....
wow geez thanks you fuckin fuckers... thanks for the fucking vote of confidence... so not only was I pretty much told that I wouldn't be president not more then 20 minutes later I'm being shown that they don't care about any of my new ideas to make things better for the outside festival...
and that would be why I'm a bit deflated today...
the only slight bright thing is that I went for my echocardiogram yesterday morning and apparently everything looks fine for doing the procedure there's not obstructions or blockages or anything else that would prevent them from being able to do the procedure...
I've also been shown this past weekend that my mother doesn't listen to me... she's been going around thinkin that I'm going to get a pacemaker... dumbass... I clearly have stated to everyone that IF they fuck up THEN I would be getting a pacemaker... she's so fucking self absorbed right now... and too busy acting like a fucking teenager...
And then you have my inconsiderate sister... oh yeah she has a great way of pissin people off... ok it was planned on saturday that I would go to this seminar/workshop with the rest of the club on saturday morning... so I worked it out with Krammit that I would drop the kids off to her at 8:30 in the morning and then after I was done at the workshop I would come back...until the time I was to be going out with everyone to go see Betty Ford... well everything went according to plan... BIL picked me up we came back to my place Raistlan got off the bus and drove BIL to where he was going... Raistlan and I finally figured out what we were doing for dinner... got a call from my crazy cousin saying she wasn't coming hurt her shoulder bad and is on drugs... so my Aunt and cousin weren't coming... at dinner got a call from my sister saying that she just got home and wasn't coming out... so pretty much it was whatever Raistlan and I wanted to do... well we decided we still wanted to go see Betty Ford...
so the plan for the evenin about vehicles and what not (cause remember we haven't had a chance to fix ours yet) was that we would go see Betty Ford and come home and BIL would get dropped off here and then he would take the van home with him, Sister would pick up my boys in the morning and bring them back here before they went out for their Daytona 500 Party... and when the party was over they would come back here pick up Gambit and take him back to his fathers house...
I get a call the next morning from my sister saying she's not picking up the kids until about 4 or 4:30pm... WHAT!?! ... so I tell her how Kramit has plans and that she can't just do that... (Krammit usually goes to her moms house on Sundays for a family dinner...) so while talking to her on the phone Krammit beeps thru on my call waiting... so I tell her how my sister is being inconsiderate and Krammit says well yeah we were going out... I'll have to cancel I guess... (not enough room for her 3 kids my 2 kids plus her and her husband in the vehicle) I'm apologizing on behalf of my sister and myself saying I shoulda just picked the kids up at 2am like I had thought of.... sister calls back at 2pm.. 'so is Krammit going to her moms or not?' 'uh no.. theres not enough room in the vehicle for all the people at her house' ....'oh...is it because the kids are there'... ok so at this point I wanted to scream DUH!! into the phone...
So apparently she gets off the phone with me and tells BIL that he has to go and get the kids... so he goes and does it and brings the kids here and drops off Keenan...I say bye to Gambit... but in the meantime Krammit had called and told me the kids were on their way home and BIL was pissed... I said well yeah because sis made him leave the party... she stops me and says 'no he's pissed at you and Raistlan'... huh!! what the fuck did we do to him?? if my sister hadda done what she said she was going to do in the first place none of us would have had a screwed up day.... nope fuckin idiot was pissed off at us because we don't have our car fixed...
yep apparently it's always my fault...
gotta love my fucked up and disfunctional family...
only good thing thats been going on... Raistlan has been off Sunday, Monday, today and tomorrow...and today is Gambits 9th birthday... but even then I'll only get to talk to him on the phone to say happy birthday...
so pretty much... my attitude now is FUCK 'EM ALL!!!
yep thats right...
my sister anounces that she has been my taxi for the last few weeks... FUCK HER!
they don't like my ideas... FUCK 'EM!
they don't want to make me president.... FUCK 'EM!
see how many ideas they get from me anymore...
see if I go and do anything with her anymore...
see how much he's gonna fuck up this club...
*laughing* Fuck 'em all!!
and people wonder why I spend so much time on my computer...
'If I only could I'd set the world on fire
Say Fuck the world! (Fuck The World!)
If I only could I'd set the world on fire
Fuck 'em all! (Fuck 'em all!)
I can see you near the bed when I look thru this tiny crack.
you've become much older now and I don't see you turning back
Seven years of darkness I can only hope my wish comes true
that one day I'll get you in my hands and
I'll PLAY WITH YOU!!!'
Thursday, February 16, 2006
Half Nekkid Thursday
Welcome back... The Half Nekkid Thursday Posts!! Give 'em a round of applause!!
Yes thats my thigh, well... side of my knee I guess...
And below you will find a picture of my Valentine present to myself
(don't get all uppity about Raistlan he paid the bills this month so that makes me happy)
incase you can't see it because the picture is fuzzy (I took it with the webcam) around the face is some nice bling, the numbers are each bling, and of course a sparkly Hatchetman and all along the centre of the band are lil Hatchetman...
So anyway yeah... thats my new watch that I absolutely love...so onwards to today's complaint...
My complaint today is the level of athletes we are sending to the Olympics...
Raistlan and I have been watching different events and what not for the Olympics, and we found ourselves complaining about the men in the figure skating... we watched as man after man after man fell on their asses. WTF is that about?
what happened to the Kurt Brownings, Brian Orsors, Scott Hamiltons, Brian Boitanos of the world... Seriously...
these guys were falling all over their own feet and falling on their asses... the only one who didn't fall was the Russian guy who won gold... the Swiss guy that won Silver fell.... and the Canadian guy who won bronze did...
I was so puzzled... these guys didn't look the level of olympians in the least.
k done complaining for now
lookin at my watch again *laughing*
Monday, February 13, 2006
South Park Friends and Family
Ok so the last couple of days I've gone crazy with the south park page...
and apparently I've sucked in a few others into it as well...
So since I've made my own South Park cast I uploaded them and decided to share them with the world... a couple of them were also made by my Aunt Runa...
If you are there... be flattered that I thought of ya *laughing* if you're not then I just haven't gotten to ya yet... *laughing*
I haven't really even gotten to people that I work with... *evil laugh*
Anyway Enjoy Them
and apparently I've sucked in a few others into it as well...
So since I've made my own South Park cast I uploaded them and decided to share them with the world... a couple of them were also made by my Aunt Runa...
If you are there... be flattered that I thought of ya *laughing* if you're not then I just haven't gotten to ya yet... *laughing*
I haven't really even gotten to people that I work with... *evil laugh*
Anyway Enjoy Them
Saturday, February 11, 2006
South Park It
The Family That South Parks Together Stays Together
*laughing my ass off*
Ok so I went blogging around earlier today and I landed on Ladybirds blog, where I saw that she had a South Park character that she made up on her blog... go check it out...Anyway so I went to the link that she had and decided to make a character for each of us... The kids decided what their characters would have... no weapons for them tho...
*laughing my ass off*
Ok so I went blogging around earlier today and I landed on Ladybirds blog, where I saw that she had a South Park character that she made up on her blog... go check it out...Anyway so I went to the link that she had and decided to make a character for each of us... The kids decided what their characters would have... no weapons for them tho...
South Park Rae....looks just like me from the dark lipstick to the constant listening too of music, right done to the razor sharp edge... but the real Rae uses her razor sharp tongue first...then I'll pull out the sword and gut ya like a fish...and I'm proud to be Canadian so I put Terrence and Phillip on my shirt...
And here is my protector Raistlan... looking the part all in black...take notes guys he also carries sharp weapons as well...he's so cute...lol
Here's Gambit... again the kids helped out with theirs... the soccer ball because he is very much into soccer... the guitar because he loves music llike his mama (I'm so proud) not quite sure whats going on with the bandana...
Last but not least here's Keenan... I'm not even sure how to describe this one... he's razor sharp...hence the wolverine nails, loves to play...hence the Mr Hat puppet... he's extremely protective of the rest of the family.. oh yeah.. he stands up to my mother if she has said something about me that he doesn't like...behind his shield is a purse.. I dunno... he loves batman...
So thats what my family would look like if we were characters in South Park...
what would yours look like?
Friday, February 10, 2006
I Want To Be Just As Close As The Holy Ghost Is...
I'm empty.... I have nothing to say... I said it all... it's on the other one... you don't want to read it... you would probably call me whiney in it... so be it... fuckit read it if ya want...
you want to read something else instead... then go see my new tenant for the week...
I have nothing else for you...
you want to read something else instead... then go see my new tenant for the week...
I have nothing else for you...
Monday, February 06, 2006
Fuckin In A Coffe Shop
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Since it's Monday and Monday's always suck... I thought I'd try to suck just as bad as Monday does (then I remembered I'm pretty good at sucking :P ) So I'm trying for a sucky blog post... let me know if I succeeded...
One of my biggest pet peeves....
People who are constantly shoving what they have in your face...all the following statements can be followed up by the un said 'and you don't'
'I have a great husband'...'I make lots of money'...'I travel around the world'...'I get sex seven days a week' ... I think you see my point...
I know people who do this and it's annoying... I don't need your shit rubbed in my face over and over and over and over again... I know a few people who are always pointing out how they are 'supposedly' better then everyone else... if you are moving up in the world thats great... good for you isn't that what we are all trying to do...well at least all us poor folks...
Playing games of 'My husband makes more money then your husband' is just retarded... frankly the ones that are doing the rubbing in.. aren't even doing 'that' well, I understand that they're happier because they're doing better then what they were... but do you have to mention it every frickin day??
There's a couple of people who do it on a regular basis and it drives me nuts... I just don't feel that they are real friends... Where as the one who is a real friend never says anything about money or I should say never compares... and we both know that they make in one pay cheque what Raistlan makes in a month... but its not an issue...
I dunno... it's just my pet peeve when people constantly point out how much better they are doing compared to other people.
Speaking of money... I'll hopefully be getting my vacation pay from work, since EI told me that they wouldn't help me out I wrote in to get my timebank and my vacation pay... it's been hard being on this leave... me not making money means bills haven't been getting paid as much as they should have... so now the phone company and the cable company hates us... hope everyone who should have it has my cell phone number... since ya might not be able to get a hold of me in the next couple of days...
You know I was supposed to be taking this medical leave to cut out one of the major stresses so that I don't have constant episodes... well thats not turning out as planned...
BAH!
As for my weekend... I got picked up at 9 am on Saturday morning... the kids and I and mom went to Home Depot and we did the kids workshop ( they made heart shaped napkin holders )
Then my sister came to pick us up ( Her and BIL were bitching that Raistlan fucked up their computer somehow... riiiiiight like he could) we had walked over to a dollar store and were walking around... She picked us up and we all went to McDonalds in Port Colborne...and then to Zellers... The Zellers there is going out of business... big sales :D yay! Saw Krammit and her mom while we were there... after that we went home (back to my moms) the boys painted their napkin holders...I wrapped the small gift I had put together for my neice... got dressed and went out to my Aunts house... can't get into too much of what we did there... just know that it was lots of fun...after the party went out and did Adult things... yes thats right... went back out to the Palmwood to see The Betty Ford Band... I refuse to admit that I'm a groupie :P
At least I'm not like the skinny ass drunk bitches that think they can sing better then Dave... blecch I hate when they let them get up there and destroy good music... *sigh* oh well... atleast I know that I can't sing... I keep my ass and mouth away from the mic... I know I have a link over on my photo blog to the Betty Ford Pics from the last time I was there....but here it is again ...Some good shots of Dave... Roger likes to hide behind the cymbal... 'Rudy' wasn't there that night...and Paul was hiding behind a speaker... lol
Anyway on Sunday I slept in... got up and fixed mom's computer and had lunch... then did some crafty things with the kids and came home and watched tv until I went and passed out...
all in all not a bad weekend... boring to some exciting to others...
enh I could go on ... but I think this post is long enough...
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This maintenance won’t fix everything, but it will make things better. I promise.
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So if Blogger isn't working any better after that we know who to go after....
Anyway on to my post....
Since it's Monday and Monday's always suck... I thought I'd try to suck just as bad as Monday does (then I remembered I'm pretty good at sucking :P ) So I'm trying for a sucky blog post... let me know if I succeeded...
One of my biggest pet peeves....
People who are constantly shoving what they have in your face...all the following statements can be followed up by the un said 'and you don't'
'I have a great husband'...'I make lots of money'...'I travel around the world'...'I get sex seven days a week' ... I think you see my point...
I know people who do this and it's annoying... I don't need your shit rubbed in my face over and over and over and over again... I know a few people who are always pointing out how they are 'supposedly' better then everyone else... if you are moving up in the world thats great... good for you isn't that what we are all trying to do...well at least all us poor folks...
Playing games of 'My husband makes more money then your husband' is just retarded... frankly the ones that are doing the rubbing in.. aren't even doing 'that' well, I understand that they're happier because they're doing better then what they were... but do you have to mention it every frickin day??
There's a couple of people who do it on a regular basis and it drives me nuts... I just don't feel that they are real friends... Where as the one who is a real friend never says anything about money or I should say never compares... and we both know that they make in one pay cheque what Raistlan makes in a month... but its not an issue...
I dunno... it's just my pet peeve when people constantly point out how much better they are doing compared to other people.
Speaking of money... I'll hopefully be getting my vacation pay from work, since EI told me that they wouldn't help me out I wrote in to get my timebank and my vacation pay... it's been hard being on this leave... me not making money means bills haven't been getting paid as much as they should have... so now the phone company and the cable company hates us... hope everyone who should have it has my cell phone number... since ya might not be able to get a hold of me in the next couple of days...
You know I was supposed to be taking this medical leave to cut out one of the major stresses so that I don't have constant episodes... well thats not turning out as planned...
BAH!
As for my weekend... I got picked up at 9 am on Saturday morning... the kids and I and mom went to Home Depot and we did the kids workshop ( they made heart shaped napkin holders )
Then my sister came to pick us up ( Her and BIL were bitching that Raistlan fucked up their computer somehow... riiiiiight like he could) we had walked over to a dollar store and were walking around... She picked us up and we all went to McDonalds in Port Colborne...and then to Zellers... The Zellers there is going out of business... big sales :D yay! Saw Krammit and her mom while we were there... after that we went home (back to my moms) the boys painted their napkin holders...I wrapped the small gift I had put together for my neice... got dressed and went out to my Aunts house... can't get into too much of what we did there... just know that it was lots of fun...after the party went out and did Adult things... yes thats right... went back out to the Palmwood to see The Betty Ford Band... I refuse to admit that I'm a groupie :P
At least I'm not like the skinny ass drunk bitches that think they can sing better then Dave... blecch I hate when they let them get up there and destroy good music... *sigh* oh well... atleast I know that I can't sing... I keep my ass and mouth away from the mic... I know I have a link over on my photo blog to the Betty Ford Pics from the last time I was there....but here it is again ...Some good shots of Dave... Roger likes to hide behind the cymbal... 'Rudy' wasn't there that night...and Paul was hiding behind a speaker... lol
Anyway on Sunday I slept in... got up and fixed mom's computer and had lunch... then did some crafty things with the kids and came home and watched tv until I went and passed out...
all in all not a bad weekend... boring to some exciting to others...
enh I could go on ... but I think this post is long enough...
Friday, February 03, 2006
Can You Buy Love For A Dollar?
I remember hearing Oprah Winfrey once tell a woman that she should never walk down the street with her face down, that she should always keep her chin up and face the world head on. All I could think after hearing Oprah say that was... Damn.. I bet Oprah walks in more dog shit then I do.
ya know earlier today there was so much that I wanted to say... but of course now when I sit down to let it all out ... I draw a blank... (stop snickering :P )
I'm sending in some forms to Equifax and Trans Union of Canada... the two credit bureau's in Canada...
I've decided that I want to be a therapist/counsellor/pyschologist... I have an outstanding loan with the government... dunno how much... my credit sucks ass... I want to see just how bad... that way I can maybe go to a credit counsellor or something and see about how we can fix this... maybe after that... get started with the schooling I will need...
after getting all this credit shit dealt with for both Raistlan and I maybe we'll be able to get back on track... and maybe sooner rather then later ... the dream of having a car that works and house won't seem so far away...
Wanna know how I know that my man loves me??? huh? huh? huh? do ya?
he bought me a back scratcher... he bought me a $1 back scratcher... :D
I love him he is so sweet...
btw I've been scratching my back like a mad woman since I got back from Cuba... damn tanning cause dry skin... I've been using a metal spoon... a big one... anyway... mom took us out to the Mandrin for dinner tonight....and there is a little table of goodies (things for sale) at the front of the restaurant... you know impulse shit that you can buy while you wait an hour for a table....anyway they had little back scratchers... for a buck... and Raistlan bought one for me... I love it... :D Yay...
I must go know... I'm making something special for my neice... she is having a ritual in her honour tomorrow night... she got her first blood... we are so proud...
ya know earlier today there was so much that I wanted to say... but of course now when I sit down to let it all out ... I draw a blank... (stop snickering :P )
I'm sending in some forms to Equifax and Trans Union of Canada... the two credit bureau's in Canada...
I've decided that I want to be a therapist/counsellor/pyschologist... I have an outstanding loan with the government... dunno how much... my credit sucks ass... I want to see just how bad... that way I can maybe go to a credit counsellor or something and see about how we can fix this... maybe after that... get started with the schooling I will need...
after getting all this credit shit dealt with for both Raistlan and I maybe we'll be able to get back on track... and maybe sooner rather then later ... the dream of having a car that works and house won't seem so far away...
Wanna know how I know that my man loves me??? huh? huh? huh? do ya?
he bought me a back scratcher... he bought me a $1 back scratcher... :D
I love him he is so sweet...
btw I've been scratching my back like a mad woman since I got back from Cuba... damn tanning cause dry skin... I've been using a metal spoon... a big one... anyway... mom took us out to the Mandrin for dinner tonight....and there is a little table of goodies (things for sale) at the front of the restaurant... you know impulse shit that you can buy while you wait an hour for a table....anyway they had little back scratchers... for a buck... and Raistlan bought one for me... I love it... :D Yay...
I must go know... I'm making something special for my neice... she is having a ritual in her honour tomorrow night... she got her first blood... we are so proud...
Thursday, February 02, 2006
Half Nekkid Thursday
Happy Half Nekkid Thursday!!
AND
Happy Groundhog Day!
Wiarton Willie did not see his shadow but apparently Punxsutawney Phil did so I guess that means that the Americans are going to have six more weeks of winter but we're not...is that how that works?
*shrug* anyway hope you had a good Rodent Day!
AND
Happy Groundhog Day!
Wiarton Willie did not see his shadow but apparently Punxsutawney Phil did so I guess that means that the Americans are going to have six more weeks of winter but we're not...is that how that works?
*shrug* anyway hope you had a good Rodent Day!
Hey, I Never Met A Girl That I Could Miss.
A few weeks before my 17th birthday I met this guy at a bar... he and his friend were there drinking good cheap beer while watching some sports game... my sister and I were there playing pool... they guys wandered over to the pool table and asked if we were gonna make them play us for the table... we said of course... My sister went to get a drink and told me to play one of them for the table... Their names were Paul and Andy... I played Andy... the taller of the two... Andy was a big guy... built like a wall, he had very short blondish hair... I racked 'em, he broke... I cleaned the table with him... probably not the best thing to do with a guy since they can be so competetive...
His friend, Paul, laughed at him... and decided that he wanted to take on my sister... so she beat him as well... just barely... but she still beat him... apparently we intrigued them... well because they stayed and continued chatting with us until the end of the night... we found out that they came over from the states pretty much every sunday night...
there reason... Canadian beer is better and cheaper... lol
so for the next couple of weeks we would meet up with them at the bar on sundays... we exchanged numbers.. I with Andy and Sis with Paul...
I invited them over for my birthday, I was having a party at my aunt's house... yeah they were floored when they found out it was only my 17th birthday... considering Andy was something like 23 or 24... I thought that me being 17 was going to be a factor that made them not come...
But they did... we sat around eating pizza and watching Rocky Horror Picture Show... a whole bunch of us... hell I can barely remember who else was even at the party... I spent most of the time on Andy's lap talking with him quietly between singing songs from the movie...
Andy got off work most days fairly early in the afternoon, I would talk to him on the phone while he drove home... he asked me one day what it is I wanted for my birthday... I jokingly told him that I wanted to go to the R.E.M concert in Buffalo... I said that would be the perfect present because I was really eally into them then...
couple days later he called and said that I had to talk to my mom and find out if I could go into the states with him... when I asked why... his answer was 'for your birthday present' I was so excited...
I talked to my mom and dad who were both extremely leery about me going into the states with this guy they didn't know...
But they ok'd it... my mom wrote down a list of info she wanted from him before he took me with him... name, number, drivers license number, license plate number, make and model of his car, name and number of his parents...etc.. mom was nothing if not thorough ;)
He took me to his parents house before the concert... we watched some tv...
I still remember the concert... Radiohead was opening for R.E.M... I never sat down the entire time... I was up and dancing on the chair, infront of the chair on Andy's lap...
It was a good concert...
My sister had her own apartment then so it was easy for us to see Paul and Andy... I would just tell mom I was going to hang out with sis... She didn't have a phone at the time so it was perfect...
One time that he came to Sis' apartment, we were really tired... we went into my sisters room to take a nap... I'll never forget that nap... he was so much bigger then me that when he curled up behind me and put his arm over me... my sister couldn't even see me when she came in to wake us up...
He came to the highschool a couple times to watch the fashion show I was incharge of practicing...then we would go and hang out... or he would come to my babysitting gig with me...
One night he came over while I was at my sisters place... we went for a drive... we ended up down at the beach... one of the parking lots where you can look out onto the lake... we sat there and talked and talked and talked... we had never had sex before that night...and by the time it came to us that we coulda been doing that we were both way too tired... we were in the car until 7 the next morning... he drove into Fort Erie and bought me breakfast from McDonalds... gave me a pair of his jeans that he had in the trunk so that I didn't have to go to school in the same thing I had on from the day before... I had that belt done up so tight you could have wrapped the other end around another person... he was so worried that my parents were gonna be mad at us... I got home from school that day and my parents just thought I had been at my sisters all night...
Andy was relieved when I called him that afternoon and told him that they didn't know... he showed up at my place that night and asked if we could just go for a drive... played the song 'Never Known A Girl Like You Before' and told me that he had never in his life ever met someone like me before... (gag me eh? lol)
Last time I spoke to him... I was at a pay phone and I was pregnant with Gambit... which scared him... he thought he was getting 'that call' ...I laughed and told him we had never actually had sex remember...
It got fairly hairy at the end of our friendship...
hmmm... I'm not quite sure why I just shared that with you...
His friend, Paul, laughed at him... and decided that he wanted to take on my sister... so she beat him as well... just barely... but she still beat him... apparently we intrigued them... well because they stayed and continued chatting with us until the end of the night... we found out that they came over from the states pretty much every sunday night...
there reason... Canadian beer is better and cheaper... lol
so for the next couple of weeks we would meet up with them at the bar on sundays... we exchanged numbers.. I with Andy and Sis with Paul...
I invited them over for my birthday, I was having a party at my aunt's house... yeah they were floored when they found out it was only my 17th birthday... considering Andy was something like 23 or 24... I thought that me being 17 was going to be a factor that made them not come...
But they did... we sat around eating pizza and watching Rocky Horror Picture Show... a whole bunch of us... hell I can barely remember who else was even at the party... I spent most of the time on Andy's lap talking with him quietly between singing songs from the movie...
Andy got off work most days fairly early in the afternoon, I would talk to him on the phone while he drove home... he asked me one day what it is I wanted for my birthday... I jokingly told him that I wanted to go to the R.E.M concert in Buffalo... I said that would be the perfect present because I was really eally into them then...
couple days later he called and said that I had to talk to my mom and find out if I could go into the states with him... when I asked why... his answer was 'for your birthday present' I was so excited...
I talked to my mom and dad who were both extremely leery about me going into the states with this guy they didn't know...
But they ok'd it... my mom wrote down a list of info she wanted from him before he took me with him... name, number, drivers license number, license plate number, make and model of his car, name and number of his parents...etc.. mom was nothing if not thorough ;)
He took me to his parents house before the concert... we watched some tv...
I still remember the concert... Radiohead was opening for R.E.M... I never sat down the entire time... I was up and dancing on the chair, infront of the chair on Andy's lap...
It was a good concert...
My sister had her own apartment then so it was easy for us to see Paul and Andy... I would just tell mom I was going to hang out with sis... She didn't have a phone at the time so it was perfect...
One time that he came to Sis' apartment, we were really tired... we went into my sisters room to take a nap... I'll never forget that nap... he was so much bigger then me that when he curled up behind me and put his arm over me... my sister couldn't even see me when she came in to wake us up...
He came to the highschool a couple times to watch the fashion show I was incharge of practicing...then we would go and hang out... or he would come to my babysitting gig with me...
One night he came over while I was at my sisters place... we went for a drive... we ended up down at the beach... one of the parking lots where you can look out onto the lake... we sat there and talked and talked and talked... we had never had sex before that night...and by the time it came to us that we coulda been doing that we were both way too tired... we were in the car until 7 the next morning... he drove into Fort Erie and bought me breakfast from McDonalds... gave me a pair of his jeans that he had in the trunk so that I didn't have to go to school in the same thing I had on from the day before... I had that belt done up so tight you could have wrapped the other end around another person... he was so worried that my parents were gonna be mad at us... I got home from school that day and my parents just thought I had been at my sisters all night...
Andy was relieved when I called him that afternoon and told him that they didn't know... he showed up at my place that night and asked if we could just go for a drive... played the song 'Never Known A Girl Like You Before' and told me that he had never in his life ever met someone like me before... (gag me eh? lol)
Last time I spoke to him... I was at a pay phone and I was pregnant with Gambit... which scared him... he thought he was getting 'that call' ...I laughed and told him we had never actually had sex remember...
It got fairly hairy at the end of our friendship...
hmmm... I'm not quite sure why I just shared that with you...
"Hey, I never met a girl like you before.
Yeah, I never met a girl like you before.
Girls like you are very hard to find."
Yeah, I never met a girl like you before.
Girls like you are very hard to find."
