Moonie: Omg, U Should Use This Convo as a Blog Post *lmao*, They Will Really Think U Are Nuts *lmao*

**If you want to see two women go retarded read the following...As you can see by the title of this post it was Moonie's idea to post this...lol so blame her** look Moonie theres even pictures to go with it**this conversation was not just a few minutes it was a couple of hours**keep that in mind if you decide to waste the time and read the entire thing** lmao

Rae: Welcome To Hermit Crab Cam!
Moonie: OMG the excitement! the action! the overwhelming emotions!....it's it's just TOO MUCH
Rae: and he is a bit fuzzy couldn't focus on him without mucking it up... but you can kinda see his arms
Rae: I told Raistlan that he needs a friend...doesn't he look so sad to you...
Rae: *snickers*
Moonie: omg I was just going to say...he is on the verge of crabiside!!!...he totally needs companion ship...can't ry see the crabogliphs on the aquarium wall?
Moonie: is there a hermit crab date service on line?...theres an option, but then he would take up alot of the cam time with ..crab to crab cam parties...could even get ugly with the whole good crab, bad crab controversy...but then...those are only caused by unprotected crabophiles that just to crabby for their own good
Moonie: has he moved at all in the last 30 mins?
Moonie: I have weird images of him standing up with a cane and tophat, dancing and singing HOW I LOVE YA HOW I LOVE YA
Rae: you are such a nut... and nope hasn't moved lol
Moonie: ok, just checking lol
Rae: would hate to miss any of the action eh?
Moonie: oh yes...my whole life depends on it lol
Rae: I just wanna poke him .. or pop him out of that shell... to see how cute he is
Moonie: do it do it lol
Rae: lol yeah right I'd probably squish the poor little guy
Moonie: well damnit
Moonie: think he could show us his butt? or does he have man nipples?
Rae: crab nipples now theres a topic worth blogging about
Moonie: lmao
Rae: wonder how many comments I'd get
Moonie: on a cold day, one could say, my crab is nipply?
Moonie: bet that would make ppl thing HUHHHH
Rae: I'd say hey Moon my crab is nipply how about yours?
Moonie: I would answer...well, my nipples are crabby...its that time of the month
Rae: I'm surprised that you and Chris are still watching... it's become a game of 'if I look away I know he's gonna do something'
Moonie: lol
Moonie: yeah, still waiting for the naked back flips landing in a pike position
Rae: lol
Rae: omg he's moving
Rae: !!!
Moonie: whooo hooo
Rae: I bet chris is glued to his screen right now )
Moonie: rivetting I tell ya
Rae: what ever will he do next?!?
Moonie: lol
Rae: he's sizing up the other shell by the looks of it lol
Rae: Chris has been stunned into silence
Moonie: why did u get a hermit anyway, atleast this guy doesnt have a beard and wearing bush clothes, but didnt they have social crabs or even some sometimes shy but trying to fit in crabs?
Rae: you are too much
Rae: and no they were sold out of the others...
Moonie: oh darn
Moonie: here goes our buddy, into the other shell I bet
Moonie: maaaybe not
Rae: nope apparently not... Chris hopes you are recording all the action going on
Rae: look at the size difference in those shells
Moonie: I am doing a running commentary broadcast to my fans as we speak...ok, so my fans are the moaning luc and two dogs but still
Moonie: back to u rae
Rae: Well thank you Moon as you can see the still nameless Hermit Crab has decided that size doesn't matter and has gone back inside the cozy little shell
Moonie: Thats right rae. little does the crab know eh ..no wonder he's a hermit
Rae: And thats why she's the colour commentater (sp) folks...how ironic eh?...see how the little shell has shifted position... if you are just joining this broadcast...you have joined at us at such a riveting point in our broadcast...will Nameless Hermit Crab go for the bigger shell for a second time!! over to you Moon...
Moonie: Thanks Rae, ...yes we are all here via satilite from Quebec...all rivetted with bated breath, both english and french crowds in awe of the action packed show on display...to be big shelled or not to be big shelled, THAT IS THE QUESTION... our translators are standing by for any new developments..back to u rae
Rae: Look at the development happening right now..
Rae: he's eyeing it up again
Moonie: OMG... yes, he is definately making a move! he is flexing his legs, ...eyeing the other shell , is it with longing or trepidation? will he do it? is he ready? oh the stress!
Rae: I can see the wonder in his eyes Moon I think he's going for it this time..
Moonie: Do you! the crowd here seems to think otherwize...we have a scuffle
Moonie: some are
Moonie: wait! wait!
Moonie: I think its a go
Moonie: ITS A GO ITS A GO
Rae: I just got word from our correspondent via telephone that he will be picking up a friend for Nameless and then it will be a race to see who gets the big shell first!!!
Moonie: OMG
Moonie: THAT is an INCREDIBLE UPDATE
Rae: if Nameless is smart he'll get in there before the other one gets here!! don't you think Moon!!!
Rae: oh and he's back in the smaller one again!
Rae: it has been aborted for this one...
Moonie: Oh I totally agree, but maybe the hermit is trying to be more welcoming, in giving the bigger shell to guest
Moonie: ..crowd consensus here
Moonie: they all seem to think that the hermit is trying to change his hermit ways
Moonie: whats your take on it rae
Rae: well I think that would be a very good guess Moon and your crowd over there might be on to something...I think he's just trying to get out more...
Moonie: we have a key speaker here, a crab infested expert...oh wait, or is that flea infested?...anyway...although treeted for such things, she seems to bark, I mean, think that the hermit crab in him is really branching out to a better shell for the sharing
Rae: does she have any idea how long it might take before he feels ok enough to try to come out again?
Moonie: barkbark...oops translating...she can't be certain..but in confering with a coleague both have stratched their heads ...with convicition I assure you...and come up with the ascertion of a mininum of it happening during the week with 2 thursdays
Rae: Wow I don't know if we can all hang on that long... the midget correspondent seems to think that Nameless Hermit Crab thinks that the other shell is a bigger crab and that each time he comes out of his shell he is trying to determine if it is a friendly crab... do you and your crowd via Satellite agree with that hypothisis?
Moonie: The crowd here seems in acordance with the midget correspondent...his hypothisis had definate merrit... but wait...Hermit is moving again...
Moonie: could he have decided to move?
Rae: we are waiting with bated breath...and trying not to make noise so's not to deter him....
Moonie: a hushed silence has befalled the crowd here
Moonie: befallen even
Rae: same here Moon
Moonie: go hermy go hermy, in whispered tones
Rae: only another inch to go Moon if he decides to go
Rae: no no no he's backing up..
Moonie: he just looked at us as if to say...
Rae: and back in he goes...
Moonie: WTF u all looking at
Moonie: lol
Rae: altho Moon on the bright side he is getting more daring and coming out more often now... its starting to look up for us
Moonie: can'T a guy stretch out his legs without it being a federal case? lol
Moonie: this is true...he is losing some of his inabitions for sure...venturing out more often as u stated can be a step towards healing his debilitating shyness
Rae: I think that is a good prognosis Moon... the crowd here in Ontario are hoping that he gets to the big shell before the new guy moves in...
Moonie: This new developement is going to happen when exactly? ...is this an eminent accorance?
Rae: oui madame... our roving reporter is out on the scene right now checking out the new guy as he makes his way to the house... and by our estimates he should be here in anywhere from 10 to 15 minutes from now...
Moonie: oh this is an exciting news break...exclusive on the scenes action coming soon folks!!!!!!
Moonie: I am sure the whole crab comunity will be anxious to see how this blind date works out for our hermy..er rather Hermit Crab...
Rae: oh yes we are poised on the edge of our seats Moon, and since we really have no way of telling if either are female or male we're not sure whats going to happen...so it's all a mystery as of now... who needs the olympics when you have this kind of tv going on!!!
Moonie: I absolutely agree Rae, this is is entertainment at its best! Why its cause for great speculation! Could this new mate/friend be ambidextrous? if so they will be fine either way...its all so exciting!
Moonie: Our local sponsor needs to take over for a few minutes...our satilite feed is getting alittle fuzzy..may take a few minutes to get it back
Rae: Oh and I scared him back into his shell... I apologize everyone... I was so excited I needed to pee and figured here was not a good place to do it... so as we take this commercial break we shall get everything back up and running smoothly...
Moonie: back, after that station identification... As we can see, the situation is mounting...although things are stable for the moment, they could explode at any time...
Rae: oh you know it Moonie... we are still waiting the arrival of Hermit Crab number 2 and number 1 is still unknowing about the new house mate... it's a waiting game right now... but in a matter of seconds everything could explode!!
Rae: OOOOOOHH whats happening here!!???
Moonie: oh the anticipation is paluable! the hush over the crowd is poingnette...
Rae: the new house mate has arrived...!!!!
Moonie: omg ppl, this it si
Moonie: is it
Moonie: the moment of truth
Moonie: the crowds are going wild with excitement
Rae: yes oh my yes Moon the new house mate is a bit smaller then nameless
Moonie: they are obviously going throw those first awkward feelins of shyness,
Moonie: this is to be expected ofcourse
Rae: oh of course!
Moonie: new guy is getting he new baring aswell
Rae: alright I hand it over to you for a moment....I"m just so excited I must pee!!
Moonie: sure thing rae,
Moonie: its under control here
Moonie: We have a few tentative steps taking by the new guy...oh and look , Hermy is making a move
Moonie: are then going to converse
Moonie: wait, the new guy is out of the camera frame, is he camera shy? or is he planing his next move
Moonie: oh wait, he seems to be checking out the whole layout
Rae: yes Moon he's definately lchecking out the place!
Rae: and going to hide behind the small habitat.. or possibly climb it!!
Moonie: well Rae, the sooner he becomes aclimatized and feels at home, the sooner he and Hermy can try to become friends..
Rae: oh missed that call new guy is IN the habitat!!!
Rae: oh but hermy has gone back into his shell
Moonie: we have more movement on the part of the new guy...he's approaching the other shell
Moonie: no wait
Moonie: he is sniffing around hermy and the rest of the tank
Moonie: is that the local drinking hole?
Moonie: this guy is certainly forward
Rae: yes Moon that is the drinkin hole.. it is dry right now... our roving reporter is ontop of that right now
Rae: he is filling the water hole while the new guy runs around the aquarium and hermy is choosing to stay in his shell
Rae: oh wait
Rae: hermy is out!!
Rae: I repeat hermy is out!!
Moonie: wow this is unpresidented folks!!!
Moonie: wait...
Moonie:he is still unsure
Rae: but where did the new guy go!?!
Rae: is he making the move... feeling his territory is threatened??
Moonie: could be rae, could be, this is a typical male reaction for the most part...unwarrented or not, we still can't be sure
Rae: our roving reporter just scared the shite out of him!! we apologize folks
Moonie: I believe that hermy is struggling with his own inner demons...part of him is warrior but he also suffers from chickenshititis
Rae: lets take a look over at the new guy while Hermy deals with his demons...
Rae: this little guy sure is more outgoing then Hermy
Moonie: Yes he sure is, he has made short work of casing the place already
Moonie: He could teach a thing or two to hermy for sure
Rae: yes that is for sure since Hermy truly hasn't moved more then an inch or two since last night...
Rae: our roving reporter has just informed us that our beloved Hermit crabs seem to have a liking for peanut butter...
Moonie: thats something..good to know he isnt alergic to peanuts like many humans, but then alot of humans hate being afflicted with crabs to
Rae: is't that the truth...
Rae: isn't*
Rae: one does wonder tho how does a crab go to the bathroom? or even do you think the crabs look like dogs when eating peanut butter? that might be a good question to ask your crowd in Quebec?
Moonie: hmm very good question...I have to wonder if a crab has a roof to his mouth? if not, it wouldnt bet stuck there so maybe not for that matter does a crab have a tongue, there is the REAL question...
Rae: these are very good questions? I think that the roving reporter is going to ask Jeeves for us...
Rae: I'll get back to you with the results of these questions and more...
Moonie: stay tuned everyone ...these are some astounding answers to the saut after questions of intense interest
Moonie: we need to break for a few , in order to feed the masses here, back to u rae
Rae: well Moon on that while the roving reporter searches the midget correspondents are getting restless I must toss them a bone... so all the answers after this half time break...
Rae: this update the new guy is already making himself comfortable enough to enjoy his first meal here
Moonie: Right oh Rae, this is evident as we speak, the speculations on his adapting have proved acurate..he is certainly bold and brazen, Hermy will have to ascert his presence for sure
Rae: thats for sure Moon, I tell ya I thought Hermy was going to show this guy the ropes but seems that this guy is going to have to show them to Him...
Moonie: well every relationship dynamic needs a dominant one weather its slight or not so slight.. given these new obvious character traits ....this could lead us into some very kinky endevours for out new cpl
Rae: this is so true Moon... maybe Hermy is a shy wall flower....
Moonie: Or even dare us to believe, a VIRGIN...this could be potentially rivetting ...we will have to also set up a crabby porn feed for out sexually interested viewers...what a wind fall...this is payed per view tv at 0$ ...HOW EXCITING!
Rae: we can't get in for an exclusive because Hermy is so shy...
Moonie: This is true, but hopefully with time the new guy can soften hermy up for some one on one action or a start anyway
Moonie: We've got some tentative approuchment by the new guys part!
Rae: we have seen that Hermy has only tried to come out once while the new guy has been here... does your crowd think that maybe we have stunted Hermy's coming out progress?
Rae: no it seems the new guy is just walking by...
Moonie: that seems to be the case...other then that, we believe that hermy is just abit more intreverted then he normally is with this new developement,
Moonie: Just in, our french reporter just commented on the progress of our live report
Moonie: his comment was .... *rolling on floor laughing face
Rae: and what does that translate into in English?
Moonie: essentially it wouldl translate to...YOU ARE BOTH FUCKING NUTS!!
Rae: and thats why he gets paid less folks!
Rae: an update the new guy has been to the watering hole and soppin up a bunch of water while watching Hermy
Moonie: amen to that...next contract negotiations not withstanding
Moonie: oh I believe he has taken even more liquid courage
Rae: oh I agree... the two midget correspondents and the roving english reporter all agree that the new guy is going to have to make the first move when it comes to contact with Hermy...
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Rae: our english reporter just went to another assignment and walked out laughing at that commercial ...
Rae: well this update brings you the new guy is in the corner and hermy is still in his shell... any news on your end?
Moonie: no, its all calm on this front, the crowd has started to disapate aswell, most have mouths to feed even through the frenzy of it all...back to u
Rae: well all is calm and quiet here as well Moon...
Rae: I think that everyone is napping because of all the excitement today... so I think that we shall end this edition of Hermit Crab Cam...
Moonie: Well I hope all will be sure to return for the next episode of Hermit Crab Cam ...till next time....
Moonie: This has been Moon, corraspondant coming to u from Quebec
Rae: And here we are wrapping it up at the end of a very very exciting day everyone... as we say Good night to all our loyal fans and correspondants from Quebec, Moonie.... and to our roving reporters and midget correspondants from Ontario... Good Night and Good Living....