| Your Boobies' Names Are: The Bazoombas |
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You Know You're From South Carolina When... |
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There ain't no such thing as "lunch." There's "dinner" and then there's "supper." Sweet tea is appropriate for all meals, and you start drinking it when you're two. "Backards and forwards" means, "I know everything about you." There is a Dairy Queen in every town with a population of 1000 of more, except for Orangeburg which has Dairy-O. You know that going "barefootin" is one of the great joys of life You think everyone from a bigger city has an accent. "Vacation" means going to Myrtle Beach. Out of state friends beg you to send them fireworks You know at least three places to get great fried chicken You've taken a road trip to South of the Border - and it wasn't Mexico You buy your groceries at Winn-Dixie You know someone who works at Hooters You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from South Carolina. |
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You Know You're Addicted to CSI When... |
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You know the biographies of ALL the personnel from the CSI website. You never work (or go out) Thursday nites because you'll miss CSI (although you tape it anyway). You can't sleep knowing that something exciting is going to happen on the next episode Your friend asks you about the episode with "the sparkling room thingie," and you don't even have to think about it before informing them they're thinking of Scooba Doobie-Do. Your puppy is called VEGAS as a compromise, because none of your kids could stop arguing over whether it was gonna be called Grissom, Warrick, Greggo or Nicky...... You start knocking on walls in hope of finding a dead body between them You walk around with a Mag-lite You change your lighting to UV lighting, just to see those stains in your carpet You dust for prints in your knife drawer You wrap your house with yellow crime-scene tape You wear latex gloves while at home You suddenly study chemistry to understand more about those chemical reactions. You learn Photoshop you can make wallpapers out of the pics you have You've changed your quote from "Smile at the world, and the world will smile back" to "Concentrate on what cannot lie... The evidence" When you were a kid, you wanted to be an astronaut. Now you want to be a CSI When you are the leader of a group, you think, "What kind of a leader should I be? Gris Style or Horatio?" You stare at Grissom's eyeglasses and Horatio's shades, then search for the exact pair (or at least close to it!) You plan on living in Las Vegas or Miami Your choice of car? The one like Horatio has. You have a jacket, with the word "Forencics" written on the back You'd even settle for a shirt with the same word You read HAMLET, cause it was mentioned that HORATIO came from the name of Hamlet's best bud, Horatio You got arrested when found crossing the yellow tape. You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to CSI. |
| Your Girl Parts Are Named: Little Sister |
| It's Not Sex. It's ... : Rockin the Casbah |
| Your Hippie Chick Name is: Sunflower |
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In 1978 (the year you were born) |
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Jimmy Carter is president of the US US Senate votes to turn over the Panama Canal to Panama on December 31, 1999 Israel and Egypt reach a peace settlement at the Camp David Accords The US and mainland China announce that they will restore full diplomatic relations Members of Jim Jones' People's Temple commit mass suicide in Guyana Pope John Paul II becomes the first non-Italian pope in centuries Ted Bundy is captured in Florida The first computer bulletin board system is created Garfield debuts in newspapers Ashton Kutcher, Kobe Bryant, Usher, Clay Aiken, and Nelly Furtado are born New York Yankees win the World Series Dallas Cowboys win Superbowl XII Montreal Canadiens win the Stanley Cup Saturday Night Fever and Grease are the top grossing films "Night Fever" by the Bee Gees spends the most time at the top of the US charts Diff'rent Strokes and Mork & Mindy premiere |
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