Naked Moments...

So Shadow and I tend to walk around the house naked...nothing new about that right?

Shadow bends over infront of me and boom his ass is right there infront of my face, shrugged it off...enh ok...just an ass.
So he turns back around and sits down infront of me and I look at him and said "Your face is way, and I mean WAY...like a thousand times better than your ass." and we start laughing.
So then he does what he does best and starts twisting as to what I was REALLY trying to say there when I finally said
"Sheesh I tell you, you have a nice ass all the time so what does that say about your face?"
He looks me right in the eye and with a straight face says
"You've been lying about my ass"
oh my god we started rolling...