Things I've Learned This Week....

1. It's hard to get a cigarette lit when wearing leather gloves

2. Bus drivers don't care if you're sitting before they hit the gas

3. When sitting on a metal wire bench waiting for a bus and it's below zero you will have a checker board forever frozen onto your ass

4. You can miss someone before they are actually gone

5. It's damn near impossible to get a newly potty trained snow suited kid out to a bus in less then ten minutes

6. It's fun to test the waters with the new supervisor

7. People look at you like a beggar if you forget your lighter and ask for a light

8. It's best to just miss the bus and find a pair of socks

9. Just when you thought it couldn't get any colder when you don't have a winter coat on... it does.

10. It's best to go to the bathroom before standing and waiting for a bus for 45 minutes in the cold

11. Never let the freaks at work know just how freaky/kinky you can be

12. When you want to log something online while at work it will inevitably choose then to disconnect you

13. Jolt at work is always a good thing

14. When you want to go home and your shift ends at 9 pm you will get a call at 8:59 pm

15. When you are hoping that someone will open up to you that will be the time that they shut down and not say anything

16. Lava lamps get REALLY hot

17. When you forget your cigarettes at home and you really need one you'll buy just about any kind

18. My friends will always be a great source of amusement

19. When you forget your doctors note that you need for work and try to go back in the house to get it that will be the day that you also forget your keys

20. That sometimes the eager person will turn into the distant person