What I had to say about Saw...

***Message that I posted to House Of Jigsaw website about the movie SAW***

Went to the movies last night with my man...was trying to narrow it down to one movie that we wanted to see...
we narrowed it down to Saw and The Grudge...Since all the tenny boppers were out in the hundreds we decided on Saw since it was rated R...
We've never seen a preiview for it...had no idea what it was about...all we knew was that Cary Elwes and Danny Glover were in it.

Oh My God!

I'm so glad that we picked Saw...

From the opening scene I knew I was gonna be on the edge of my seat...it slows down a bit near the end...I think just to lull you into a fake sense of "well I know who the pyscho is" kind of mentality...and then WHAM it hits you from left field in the last few minutes of the movie...

All the twists are revealed and it leaves ya hangin a bit inthe end so you walk out drawing your own conclusions...

It was a intense kind of movie with some mind f*ckin going on in there as well...

I'm not going to say too much about particular points in the movvie for I know that some have yet to see it...

but if ya want my opinion...definately go see it!

Like I Didn't Know That Already...

You Are a Life Blogger!

Your blog is the story of your life - a living diary. If it happens, you blog it. And make it as entertaining as possible.

What kind of blogger are you?

Lions Gate Films - Saw

Lions Gate Films - Saw

Went to see this movie earlier...

Oh My Gawd...is about all I can say...

tell ya more later :P

CrapVille.com - Cartoon Viewer

CrapVille.com - Cartoon Viewer

This has got to be the stupidest thing I have come across on the internet...
I've seen some gross things...I've seen some odd things...I've seen some useful things...I've seen some interesting things....but this has got to take the cake for the stupidest thing...

It's not even funny

This Weekend....

After a blog entry like last nights...
It makes you wonder about the people you let watch your children while you're away...

Anyway....the time is almost upon us...

Tonight Shadow and I will be all alone...YAY!! yes Auntie asked if she could steal my kids again...
I love it when we play rent-a-kid... She takes them does something fun and cool with them...gets them all hopped up on sugar then takes them to grandmas house, where the three of them get to watch them.

Tomorrow the kids are going with Grandma to her work...at Home Depot for a pumpkin carving contest...as far as I know...we're all going...lol...

Kinda wish I could go to Grandmas house with the kids tonight....according to Auntie they're making popcorn balls, candy apples, going to a halloween party, going to make some masks ....
see fun stuff with Auntie ;)
I love my sister she's so creative...she got all the artistic genes in the family...so I can't wait to see what the masks look like.

It's still kinda up in there as to what exactly will be going on for Sunday...
been invited to do a few things
So when I figure out what we're doing...I'll tell ya what happened :D

Children Have Feelings Too...

Sometimes I forget that other people don't love my children as much as I do....
I had a friend come over today with her latest boy...Keenan was in the bedroom playing the video games on the Nintendo 64 (I can hear the groans and grunting from here...and you know what I have to say to you people...shut the fuck up....we have educational games for the kids as well as beat 'em up kinda games. But anyway...)
My friend wanted to know where Keenan was so she could say hi to him and see what he was doing. So I was left in the livingroom to chit chat with her latest find from the bar...who just so happens to be another welfare bum who is an idiot as well....but I digress...
So anyway, she comes back out of the bedroom and she starts telling me about the night before and what happened at the bar blah blah blah....
Keenan comes running out of the room and starts telling my friend about his game that he's playing...how the princess is sad, because she got stolen from her home, and how he has to go to the castle and save the princess....So my friend does the mock expression of enthusiasm that most of us do when talking to kids about something that excites them...he gets really excited and tries to ask her to come and see the castle...she turned her back to him and starts talking to me about all the booze she drank the night before and how she danced and blah blah blah...
I look past her hip (as shes standing infront of my chair) to see Keenans little tiny 3 year old shoulders sag and his little chin start to quiver as the person who was just two seconds before hand so excited about what he was doing, completely reject him.
At this point I stop listening to whatever it was she was babbling about...
I catch Keenans gaze as he's about to turn around and walk back to the bedroom, I motioned to him to come over to where I was sitting...(she was still babbling something about some guy she had been dancing with and how she decided that he wasn't for her and so she picked up this guy thats in my livingroom) I whispered in his ear that as soon as she was gone he could she me the castle. He nodded and went back into the bedroom.
You can knock them down but they will get back up and keep trying.
About 5 minutes later Keenan comes walking back out with a game in his hand and walks over to my friend and says "c'mon my show you lava wurld" she turns to him and says "not now buddy, maybe next time" and turns back to me. Again same thing Keenan is upset that she isn't interested in what he's doing anymore. So I said to Keenan "it's ok bug she's gotta go now, she's going bye bye" He nodded and went back to the bedroom.
About 5 minutes later I made my friend realize that it was time for her to go, walked them to the door.
I walked into the bedroom, picked up Keenan and put him in my lap and let him show me everything that he wanted to show her.
Sometimes people who don't have children don't realize just how easily childrens feelings can get hurt.
At the time I was just mad at how she had rejected him when it was no longer any interest to her as to what he was doing. When I sat down it made me sad for him and I started to cry that she had hurt his feelings like that.
I'm sorry but if you don't have time for my children, I don't have time to listen to you go gah gah over boys and booze.
Whats worse about the whole situation is this girl is going to school to become a Youth Worker (working with children who have behavioural problems) what a sad thought....

The Quiz Whore Strikes Again....

Take the quiz: "What Kinda Kiss R U?"

Tender Kiss
The tender kiss is the feeling where you can be anywhere and show your feelings.

Take the quiz: "What does your birth month reveal about you?"

September
Suave and compromising. Careful, cautious and organized. Likes to point out people's mistakes. Likes to criticize. Stubborn. Quiet but able to talk well. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal but not always honest. Does work well. Very confident. Sensitive. Thinking generous. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Must control oneself when criticizing. Able to motivate oneself. Understanding. Fun to be around. Secretive. Loves sports, leisureand traveling. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Very choosy, especially in relationships. Systematic.

Take the quiz: "Your Psych-Ward diagnosis"

Anxiety Disorder
Diagnosis: General Anxiety Disorder. Excessive anxiety or worry occurring more days than not over a significant period of time. These worries can be associated with a number of events or activities. In addition, the individual finds it difficult to control the worry. Can be marked by physical signs of tension, hyperactivity, and lack of ability to respond in a positive or productive manner to problems or difficulties as they arise.

Take the quiz: "What Mythical Creature Best Suites Your Personality?"

Dragon
You are mean and live in your own terrible world. People back off when they see you. I am suprised you even have friends. Good luck trying to rule the world because you ain't going to suceed!!!

Take the quiz: "How long will your relationship last?"

Wow! It was meant to be! Just hold on to it!
Congratulations! You have true love! Just don't let any one or anything stand in the way of it!

Take the quiz: "Auto Identity"

Adventure Machine
You want to go outdoors, and live a little. You need a car that can trek the mountains, and survey the desert.

Take the quiz: "What animal-spirit lives inside of you?"

Wolf
Inside of you, the spirit of the wolf is sleeping.The wolf is a lonesome traveler in the lonely prairies, the deep woods and the never-ending deserts of ice and snow of the Rocky Mountains, Alaska,the North pole and so on...The wolf is fine with being on his own and managing his days.So are you.But be aware of, that wolves also live in groups often , to support each other and to defend against their enemies with greater success.

Take the quiz: "What Broadway Musical Are You?"

Cats
You are the Broadway Musical Cats by Andrew Lloyd Weber. You are a friendly, upbeat person, but sometimes you don't get the hint about when it's a good time to leave a situation.

Take the quiz: "Are you addicted to the internet?"

YES! You never get offline!
WOW! Your JUST like me!!! You never get offline and mine as well marry your computer!

Take the quiz: "Which gun is for you?"

Glock G17 9mm
A good choice for self defense or just to take out to the range every now and then. Glock G17 is a great 9mm that wont fail you.

Take the quiz: "Which God or Goddess are you?"

God of Darkness
Seductive and, whether it's ture or not, HOT! You don't mind using what you got to take advantage of people, and you know you got it. You don't care what people think of you and wear your sexual orientation on your sleeve. You are the second piece to the ultimate divine being, combining darkeness with light makes the world live.

Take the quiz: "Which Final Fantasy (7-10) Character are You?"

Squall Leonhart
Squall Leonhart, the antagonist of Final Fantasy 8, was a very withheld character. He weilds a gunblade.

Take the quiz: "How Long Will You Live?"

For another 10 years
I guess 10 years isn't so bad... You have time to do all of the things you've always wanted! But if you enjoy life, and would perhaps want to grasp it in your dirty hands for a few years longer, I don't know, stop smoking? Or perhaps you should see a nutritionist...

Take the quiz: "How High Is Your Rank In The Military?"

your a captin a born leader
I salute you captins rock

Take the quiz: "Are you a freak?"

Too quiet.are you just invisable?
Are you there?Do you have a voice?if so SPEAK UP!!!!

Take the quiz: "Whats your political view."

Anarchist
Screw goverment. Try telling me what to do, get the fuck outta here. Let people learn from their mistakes and the stupid will die in the chaos.

Take the quiz: "What Part of America should you be from?"

East Coast
You are very stylish and up to date! The heart of all your friendships and a born leader! Always trendy but a little pompous. Other than that You got it baby!

Take the quiz: "What is YOUR terror alert color?"

Blue
Wake up and smell the bomb smoke. Yeah, your color is blue. You just caught a whiff of the fact that this world isn't blue skies and party balloons. Your terror alert color is Blue(GUARDED).

Take the quiz: "What news network are you?"

MSNBC
You're MSNBC! You were formed as a partnership between two big companies and have a in-between view point of politics.

Take the quiz: "What planet are you?"

Neptune
Your quite cold and blue and keep your self to your self at the edge of the universe!

Take the quiz: "How good are your Survival skills...?"

You know a lot
You know alot when it comes to survival skills... you would know what to do when the time came.. good job :)

Take the quiz: "ARE YOU THE DEVIL"

the devils child
you are the product of the devil having some fun. put in a good word for me if i end up there.

Take the quiz: "What kind of beauty ARE YOU?"

PRETTY
YOUR JUST LIKE CUTE EXCEPT YOUR BETTER LOOKING

Take the quiz: "What kind of partier are you?"

sex crazed
You my friend are a slut but you already knew that by the guy/girl passed out on the bed right now.

Take the quiz: "What Style of Gothic Beauty Are You?"

Wicca Fairy
Wicca - Fairy: You're sweet and caring but not in that motherly way. You're the aloof one of the scene, the Goth image is not exactly you but its close enough. You have that gentle beauty that makes people dream of you; perhaps its the sad look in your eye as you watch our Earth get raped. You are preoccupied with nature and higher understandings than superficial interests. This tends to lead people to believe that you are an airhead, but you understand that material possessions aren't everything and arguing about it is completely a waste of time. You wear your long flowing skirts in black with colored accents like a sprite

Take the quiz: "what genre of music are you?"

Misc
you are miscelanious music. meaning you are not confined to one genra of music. you like it all. you may not know what you want in life and are trying out different things and finding that you like it all. you are greedy but thats ohkay. you know what you like and you want alot of it. you are unique with your own style. you dont have a set group of friends. you are a drifter who has many friends in many different social group. you are loved by almost evvery clique. you are strong. keep it up and never change.

Take the quiz: "Which of the seven dwarfs are you?"

grumpy
Grumpy! Oh yeah. I bet you think you intimidate people with that brash front you put on. You cannot hide your insecurities with all that rage. Poser.

Take the quiz: "Which vampire from the Vampire Chronicles By Anne Rice are you?"

Akasha
You are Akasha. Damn, you are one evil bitch. Akasha is the self-proclaimed Queen of the Damned, and the Mother of all Vampires. She and the her king were created by an evil spirit that flew into their wounded bodies, and made them blood drinkers, though she lives in denial, because she was once worshipped in Egypt. After a 6000 year sleep, Akasha awakened by Lestat, wreaks havoc and hell, and attempts to establish her reign as Queen over all, but is eventually destroyed by Mekare, and the core of the vampires is stolen from her.

Take the quiz: "Are you a flapper or a rapper?"

Flapper
You definitely belong to 1920's

Glad I Didn't Have To Take A Call Like This...

Technical Support Nightmares

This falls into the "Why did it have to happen on *MY* shift?" category.

A friend of mine is a chief engineer at SuperMac, and he related this story to me.

SuperMac records a certain number of technical support calls at random, to keep tabs on customer satisfaction. By wild "luck", they managed to catch the following conversation on tape.

Some poor SuperMac TechSupport got a call from some middle level official from the legitimate government of Trinidad. The fellow spoke very good English, and fairly calmly described the problem.

It seemed there was a coup attempt in progress at that moment. However, the national armoury for that city was kept in the same building as the Legislature, and it seems that there was a combination lock on the door to the armoury. Of the people in the capitol city that day, only the Chief of the Capitol Guard and the Chief Armourer knew the combination to the lock, and they had already been killed.

So, this officer of the government of Trinidad continued, the problem is this. The combination to the lock is stored in a file on the Macintosh, but the file has been encrypted with the SuperMac product called Sentinel. Was there any chance, he asked, that there was a "back door" to the application, so they could get the combination, open the armoury door, and defend the Capitol Building and the legitimately elected government of Trinidad against the insurgents?

All the while he is asking this in a very calm voice, there is the sound of gunfire in the background. The Technical Support guy put the person on hold. A phone call to the phone company verified that the origin of the call was in fact Trinidad. Meanwhile, there was this mad scramble to see if anybody knew of any "back doors" in the Sentinel program.

As it turned out, Sentinel uses DES to encrypt the files, and there was no known back door. The Tech Support fellow told the customer that aside from trying to guess the password, there was no way through Sentinel, and that they'd be better off trying t o physically destroy the lock.

The official was very polite, thanked him for the effort, and hung up. That night, the legitimate government of Trinidad fell. One of the BBC reporters mentioned that the casualties seemed heaviest in the capitol, where for some reason, there seemed to be little return fire from the government forces.

O.K., so they shouldn't have kept the combination in so precarious a fashion. But it does place, "I can't see my Microsoft Mail server" complaints in a different sort of perspective, does it not?

Thanks to Mark Edwards for this entry.

Another Blog???

Yes thats right I have yet another blog... for a rare couple they know that I already have two... this one :D and another that I keep extremely private...however I have created another...

Going thru my computer folders I noticed that I had a lot of photos...some that I wanted to share with people, some that I really like and some that well just others I guess...LOL

Anyway, if ya haven't guessed it is a photo blog... Photo Me Rae it is also a public blog like this one...

Feel free to comment on any of the pics... I just created it earlier tonight and have already posted many... don't know how many I'll be posting...but I know there is probably more hiding in this beast somewhere that'll I'll want to post.

I was just going to put a link somewhere on this blog to my yahoo pics or something...but since Yahoo has a hate-on for me...I figured the blog was a better idea...

Anyway...hope you enjoy them

Fill It Out Post It Back In Comments...

1. Tell me something obvious about yourself.

2. Tell me something about yourself that I don't know.

3. What is your biggest fear?

4. Do you normally take the safe route or the shortcut?

5. What is the one thing you want the most that you can't buy with money?

6. What is your most treasured possession?

7. What is the one thing you hate most about yourself that you do the most often?

8. Tell me something about you sexually that I don't know.

9. Tell me something about you sexually that everybody knows.

10. What is your favorite lie to tell?

11. Name something you have done once that you can't wait to do again.

12. Are you the jealous type?

13. What is the 1 person, place or thing that you can never say no to?

14. What is the nicest thing someone has ever done for you?

15. If you could do something crazy right now, what would it be?

16. When was the last time you cried?

17. When was the last time you felt so good that nothing else mattered?

18. Do you feel comfortable in public with no shirt on?

19. Name something embarrassing you did while drunk.

20. If you post this in your journal, do you want me to answer it.

***Edit***
If you would like to see my answers to this little questionnaire...I answered it on Shineys Journal I'm the anonymous one.

Strange Book...

So I have this book that I've had for a couple of years...andI've started the book several times...for this reason or that reason I've always ended up putting it down and not pickin it back up until a lil while later when I think well geez maybe I should finish this book. Well Shadow picked it up the other day and decided to read it. When he picks a book to read...he spends all his spare time on the bus to and from work and at breaks or what not reading said book. So today he walks in and says to me this book is fucked. I think to myself uh ok...is he not graspin it or something... so then he sits down and explains why the book is fucked. I figure out why it is I never got thru the book. I decided to look up the publishing company and send the editors an email...However Shadow was reading it over my shoulder and said I couldn't send it like that....so I said fine I was going to finish writing it the way I would like it to be written and share on my blog :D So here it is for you guys...

Hello there,
I have purchased the book "The Book Of Five Rings" and was in the midst of reading it when I came across an oddity.
Reading along from page 1 I got to page 44 and when I turned the page to finish the paragraph I was reading, I turned the page to find page 13. So I kept turning the pages to see ifI could find page 45, alas there is no page 45 in the book. Not just that it goes from page 1 to 44, again flipping page 44 brings you to page 13. From there you have page 13 thru to 44 again, however upon turning the second page 44 I did not find page 45 I found page 77. Then from 77 to the end of the book seems to be in order. Now I sat and thought to myself....is this some kind of ancient Japanese secret of book reading or is this book just screwed up. So I figured I would send you an email to see if I must get a secret decoder ring to read this book, either that or I would like to see if there is something you can do. Namely provide me with a new copy of the book, if you would like the copy I have thats fine so that you can see the printing problem that has occurred. I'm telling ya I've never seen anything like this in all my years of reading and seriously I've been reading since I was four.
Anyway please let me know how we can rectify this situation.
Yours Truly,
Rae

And incase you're wondering...yes the book is truly that screwed up. LOL

Lava...

***warning: Been Drinking***

Ok you know what I'm sick and tired of all the skinny chicks that go out to the bars...
I swear I need to get some funds together and open a bar for fat people and people who love fat people...

even the unattractive skinny chicks get looked at more then I did tonight...

Now I remember why it is I stopped going to bars... feckin skinny bitches...

1 out of probably at least 75 guys looked at me...and that one asked me to come home with him...and that was only after the skinny chick turned him down for another guy...but man was he hot...just the way I like 'em, built with a shaved head, goatee, nice tats and a nice thick Scottish accent....mmmm
why did I say no?
well because I promised Linette that I wouldn't leave her or let her go home with any guys, oh yeah and I'm ragging it...LOL

Told Shadow all about it when I got home...LOL he seemed amused...gotta love a man that lets a woman go shopping >:)

Left the bar I was at to see if we could find a couple of other friends from work...ended up running into my supervisor from work instead...LOL he seemed happy to see us...then we went back to Lava's and couldn't get back in...why?

well because we didn't realize it was after 2 am

so we went home...

so here I am....still buzzin from tonight...practiced the oral arts and ready for bed :D

Gotta get ready for my long day tomorrow

Samhain...

To the ancient Celts, it was the time when fattened summer cattle were slaughtered and the meat preserved, leaving only the breeding stock alive. Everyone wondered if there would be food and fodder enough for the village and its animals to survive the winter.

On this night, the veil between the worlds is the thinnest; according to lore, the spirits of the departed return to this plane to be with their loved ones among the living. In some regions, places are set at the table for such spirit folk, in a rite called "The Dumb Supper" (in the sense of mute or silent).

Although this is the Celtic "New Years Eve," in some traditions it is only the end of one year - not as the beginning of the next. The period from November 1st until Yule is regarded as an appropriate time for rest and deep reflection, not belonging to the old year or the new - a time out of time.

Samhain is a very, very ancient holy day: on the wheel of the year it is opposite Beltane, and these festivals of death and life are the oldest and most sacred of the Great Sabbats.

During this period it is appropriate to rest, reflect and meditate more than usual, and indulge in quiet activities such as reading and writing, or handicrafts. Of course everyone's life is likely to become busy as they get closer to Yule, which marks the rebirth of the sun and the beginning of a new turn of the wheel.
-Parts of this past section were taken from "Covencraft" by Amber K

Samhain (pronounced Sow-win), is one of my favourite times of year. Everything is in the process of change. All the major points I wanted to make about Samhain are above, I choose to pull it out of a book...well...because she said it better than I could've. LOL

Samhain is Halloween, incase ya hadn't figured that out by now. One of the things I have done in the past years is set up an altar in my house with a dumb supper, however this year because of lack of space I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm in the process of thinking of something I would like to do instead.
The time between Samhain and Yule for me is The Dark Times, not because I get depressed or anything like that. It's a time where I withdraw into myself and think of all the things I would like to get rid of in myself; negative thoughts about myself, grudges against others and so forth. Also this is a time to honour your ancestors and the lives they led. Unfortunately this is also the time when most deaths will occur, I have already heard of a couple and the season is just starting, however with support from family and friends, and also the knowledge that we will all be reunited again I am not saddened by death.

"If we cry at weddings, does that mean we should laugh at funerals" Well maybe not, for others wouldn't understand why it is we're laughing. However if you ask Shadow he'll tell you how I have been known to laugh at funerals and thats why I try to steer clear of them. ;) LOL

Some Crap To Tide Ya Over While I Think Of Something To Write....

Your Ultimate Purity Score Is...
Category	Your Score	Average
Self-Lovin'	20% I wouldn't shake hands, if I were you	65.1%
Shamelessness	26.2% Puts 'em on the glass	79.3%
Sex Drive	36.8% I got needs, baby, you gotta unnastan'!	77.7%
Straightness	0% Knows the other body type like a map	44.8%
Gayness	37.5% At least one weekend of ecstacy	83.7%
Fucking Sick	69% Dipped into depravity	90%
You are 35.29% pure Average Score: 72.7%
Take The Ultimate Purity Test and see how you match up!

You Are Scary

You even scare scary people sometimes!

How scary are you?

You Are "Dizzy and Giddy"

What Japanese Smiley Are You?

You Should Be a Mental Patient for Halloween!

What should you be for Halloween?

(Ok apparently they didn't realize that I'm one of those the rest of the year. I was hoping to dress up as something different...*sigh* such is life I guess)

To pick up Shadow: If I could rearrange the alphabet... I'd put you between F and CK

Get your own Magic Pick Up Line

(BA HA HA That would never work with him...)

You Know You're From Ontario When...

"Vacation" means going to Barrie for the weekend. You know several people who have hit deer more than once. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day. You use a down comforter in the summer. You think of the major food groups as deer meat, fish, and berries. There are 7 empty cars running in the parking lot at the Canadian Tire store at any given time. Your provincial capital calls in the army to help clean up after a snow storm. Your $400,000 Toronto home is actually a dump You, and you, alone decide who will win the federal election You're in the only province with hard-core American-style crime MuchMusic's Speaker's Corner - rant and rave on national TV for a dollar Baseball fans park on your front lawn and pee on the side of your house You know there's no such thing as an Ontario Seperatist Your grandparents sold booze to the States during Prohibition Lots of tourists come to Toronto because they mistakenly believe it's a cool city Have a new/better hint if someone is from this province? Send it in at the bottom of this page. You have enough French vocabulary to get by some of the day in Ottawa without them thinking that you're a completly incapable American. You find -40C a little chilly. You voted Liberal in the last election. You understand the Labatt's Blue commercials. You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Ontario.

Get Your Own "You Know You're From" Meme Here



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30 WAYS TO PISS SOMEONE OFF.


People You Know

1. When walking give them flat tires.
2. #1 every step.
3. Come by there house unexpectedly. Start singing.
4. Find their phone number and call. All the time
5. Start offering them food and when they finally except scream at them and tell them it was for "the guy next to them"
6. If their on a date walk up and hug them and thank them for such a great time last night.
7. Take them out to dinner. Order the most expensive thing. Make them pay the bill.
8. Tell them about your bowel movements
9. Pinch them.
10. #9 in the butt.
11. Offer them piggy back rides. All the time
12. Hand them a walkie talkie and start a conversation. Call them red leader.
13. #12 but when they don't say over start crying hysterically. When you stop say over calmly.

Strangers

14. Tell them how much you love him/her
15. Knock any bags out of their hands while screaming "FIRE!"
16. Walk up next to them and hold their hand
17. Kiss them good night in the middle of the day
18. Run up to them and ask them if they remember you from "bedwetters camp"
19. Walk up behind someone and pinch their fat and claim "someone's getting a little fat"

Your Spouse

20. Take them out to dinner and start staring at other men/women constantly.
21. Ask them about their day right when they start, without a word get up and go to the bathroom for half an hour.
22. Start watching "American Beauty" and ask your wife/husband "e why cant our relationship be like theirs"
23. In the middle of a conversation get up and call your best friend. Tell them how boring your conversation just was- loudly
24. Get up at 3:00 turn on the light as you leave the room
25. Put a ventriloquist doll that looks just like you at her/his office with a note saying "e so you know I'm watching your every move"
26. Sell their car
27. Spit in their food
28. Call them a different name all the time
29. Quote their least favorite actor.
30. Sign him/her up for an A.A. meeting, even if their not an alcoholic


11 Great things to say when people call your house

1. Say "Hello Chinese take out how may I take your order" in an Chinese accent
2. Say "What the " and hit a number bleeping a word out. Make this into a little conversation acting like you are cussing them out.
3. Start making a bunch of animal noises.
4. Make a message box voice and say" Hello we are unavailable to take your call right now please leave a message after the tone and make a beep noise.
5. Start talking in a foreign language.
6. Say " Yes my refrigerator is running from the Russians."
7. say "We have a dirty secret to tell you."
8. simply pas your gas into the phone and then say "hello"
9. If the time is midday say " Hello" in a drowsy tired voice
10. Say " Help me I'm being eaten by a giant squid.
11. If someone prank calls your house, never let them get off the phone by starting up along endless conversation.


10 Reasons To Go To Work Naked - actually 11 but...

1. Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!"
2. Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan...
3. Inventive way to finally meet that hunk in Human Resources...
4. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants."
5. To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse...
6. You want to see if it's like the dream...
7. So that-with a little help from Muzak-you can add "Exotic Dancer" to your exaggerated resume...
8. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them...
9. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk...
10. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning...
11. No one steals your chair...

Yahoo Help Is Not So Helpful After All...

sugar_plum_butt (11:44:52 PM): what is error code -7 when it comes to the address book?? I'm trying to change my friends yahoo id's in my list so it reads their names instaed...and it keeps telling me I have an error code -7

yahoohelper (11:44:52 PM): To add a new friend to your friend list, click on Add in the toolbar.

sugar_plum_butt (11:45:15 PM): what is error code -7

yahoohelper (11:45:15 PM): Hi sugar_plum_butt, I am an automated robot and I'm here to help you get familar with Yahoo! Messenger. Type some text in the window below and click 'SEND' to talk to me.

sugar_plum_butt (11:45:41 PM): error code 7

yahoohelper (11:45:41 PM): Great, now we're talking! sugar_plum_butt, did you know that Yahoo! Messenger allows you to keep track of all your friends and see when they are online? If your friend does not have messenger yet, click on the 'FRIENDS' button and select Invite a friend to get Messenger. If your friend already has a Yahoo! ID, just click the 'ADD' button and you will see a smiley face next to their name when they are online. Type below and click 'SEND' to continue.

sugar_plum_butt (11:46:09 PM): you are a fucking dickheaded stupid piece of monkey feces and I hate you and all you stand for

yahoohelper (11:46:09 PM): Once your friends have Yahoo! Messenger running, there are a lot of things you can do with them. Try sending them an Instant Message. Just double-click their name to send them an Instant Message. It's faster than email and cheaper than a phone call! We're Instant Messaging each other right now! Keep talking and I'll tell you more.

sugar_plum_butt (11:47:16 PM): talking to you is like talking to a mentally handicapped Llama that has donkey dick breath and has dung beetle turds in its ears

yahoohelper (11:47:16 PM): If you want to talk to several people at once, you can create your own Instant Chat Room. Just click on the 'MESSENGER' menu item and the select Start a Conference. To have an even richer experience, try talking live with your friends using Messenger. It's just like a phone call except free! All you need is a computer microphone and speakers. Try clicking on the 'MESSENGER' menu item and then select Start a Voice Chat. Keep talking and I'll tell you more.

sugar_plum_butt (11:47:55 PM): you are a fucking imbecile and I hope you die a very slow death by suffocating on pig innards...I bet you even like grits don't you???

yahoohelper (11:47:55 PM): Waiting for your friends to sign up? Use Yahoo! Messenger to see if you have new Yahoo! Mail. Get an account at: http://mail.yahoo.com. You can also use Messenger to keep track of your favorite stocks, news and more! Click on the tabs near the bottom of the Messenger application to see what else Messenger can do for you. You know what to do to keep talking...

sugar_plum_butt (11:49:15 PM): I hate you *kicks yahoo helper and walks away*

yahoohelper (11:49:15 PM): To get help on a topic send a message of the form "/help topic" (e.g., /help friend) Where topic is one of the following - friend add group online message profile status alerts

And how was your day??

Bloggers Meet Dead/Live Journalers

ok I decided that the weird alphabet thing that everyone has been doing on their blogs were way too long and I didn't feel like doing it...LOL yes I know...I'm lazy. So again I shall introduce the blog people to the strange things I find in the deadjournals... you know the drill...to answer it copy and paste it into a comment box and post it back to me. Put the answer between the lil brackets. And feel free to steal this for your blog.

Y=Yes
N=No
M=Maybe
*=Already Have
( )=Not Commenting

( ) go out for a night on the town with me?
( ) give me your number?
( ) let me kiss you?
( ) have sex with me?
( ) play an SM scene with me?
( ) watch a movie with me... even a really sappy one?
( ) let me take you out to dinner?
( ) drive me somewhere/anywhere?
( ) take a shower with me?
( ) be my gf/bf?
( ) have a fling with me?
( ) listen to me if I called you, crying, even if you were out with all of your friends?
( ) buy me a drink if I didn't have money?
( ) take me home for the night?
( ) let me sleep in your bed?
( ) sing car karaoke with me?
( ) sit in the doctors office with me because I didn't want to go alone?
( ) come and pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere?

I've changed my mind about the blogrolling thing...feel free to add me to your blogroller if you wish.

Bunny Theatre

Nothing like a little Bunny Theatre...I like these...I know your thinking "Rae how can you like these...there's bunnies in them and you hate bunnies"
Ahh yes, my pet I do hate bunnies....however I like the bunny theatre because in each one at least one bunny gets killed *wicked evil grin*

The Exorcist

The Shining

Titanic

Alien

Jaws

Enjoy the shows... I know I did.

***Editors Note Due To A Whining Peanut Gallery***
These links were provided by the ever humble, ever loving, grateful, bestest bestest friend in the whole world Squasha. Whom shall reside in our hearts for ever and ever because of his contribution to our lil modest and humble blog, and we the editors here at Rae @ Home hope that he comes home soon for we miss him greatly and need a Squishy hug.

Searching For My Lost Shaker Of Salt...

It's too damn early in the morning...nobody in their right mind should have to get up at 7:30 in the morning.

I woke up well first off because Shadow woke me up to tell me that my sister has not shown up yet with Keenan and he was leaving to go to work. I vaguely remember him saying something about doors and locks and banging and stuff like that...

Whatever I thought as I tried to close my eyes to go back to sleep....

but when I closed my eyes too go to sleep something strange happened...I was transported into this lil silver car...I was driving...all I could think too myself is...I'm barely awake I shouldn't be driving a car and why am I singing at the top of my lungs...wait a second and why am I singing Jimmy Buffet??
Driving down a road that was vaguely familiar...got to a stop light that I know very well and realized I wasn't in Canada anymore...checked the car to see if I had a lil dog with me too....I made a right hand turn onto a road that until this point I had never driven on but knew very well..."Wasting away again in Margaritaville.....searchin for my lost shaker of salt....some people claim that there's a Woooo-Man to blame...." there's the driveway up ahead on my left....so I slow down put my blinker on...egad theres that really annoying blinker sound..."Its the blinker sound they use on expensive cars like Lexus's" all of a sudden pops into my head...I'm looking up ahead to see if theres cars coming...but theres that bend in the road that makes it hard to see...I make the turn into the driveway/parking lot/road ish kind of thing....theres a road on my side that I'm driving on and on the left side theres big patches of grass with some trees acting as a median...I step on it as soon as I turn cause it's fun to go thru the one dip in the road really fast... "Living off sponge cake..." I make the left hand turn into the parking lot without the blinker to save my ears on the annoying sound....then go to the immediate right and pull into a parking space next to a Chevy Blazer that looks to tower over the lil silver car I'm in....I cut the engine...Jimmy dies...I turn down the radio so it doesn't blast the ear drums the next time the car is started...get out put the keys in my pocket...grab my coat out of the passenger seat...walk between the two apartment buildings that are semi attached...up the cement stairs...round the railing to the left and down the cement walkway...get to the end I can see the car...I check to make sure I didn't leave the headlights on...turn back to the right to the door...fishing for my keys that have buried themselves in my pocket....humming Jimmy Buffet...fumble to get the key for the door...open the door and step into the apartment ...."How I got here I haven't a clue..'....and wake up.

Is Mayo Considered A Dairy Product?

ok so Sunday we had the Walk for Dog Guides of Canada..our very first one for our club...it went well raised a lil over $2500 dollars not enough to get a dog for the foundation but enough to feed one for awhile...

I got to hang out with Paulie at a busy intersection...which was actually quite entertaining...LOL

We're sitting there watching some joggers, jogging up the road and we're talking about shit...just catching up and stuff...on the opposite side of the street from the joggers is this little black car with some guys in it, apparently they were picking somebody up or dropping somebody off. Next thing we know the joggers are crossing the street a lil ways infront of the car, when a guy younger than me comes running out with a crutch in his hand waving it around yelling at the one jogger "Oh you think your such a tough guy don't ya...c'mon back here and we'll see how tough you really are" Paulie and I are dumbfounded...we were like WTF?? and just started laughing. We have no idea what it was about, apparently neither did the joggers. They just kept jogging and turned down the street. So we watch the guy get into the car with the other guys and after a minute or so they drive down the stret and around the corner in the direction of the joggers. Paulie tells me the licence plate number just incase...but it ended up the car turned again and didn't go near the joggers. But damn we had a good laugh about that...we had no idea what lead up to the guy coming out with the crutch in hand but did he ever look stupid...LOL

The Girl On The Bus

She was sitting there
Looking out the window without a care
She watched the trees go past
She looked uncomfortable, she looked all alone
She looked as tho she was dreaming of home.
Where was she going?
Where had she been?
She looked way off into the distance but couldn't see a thing
The way the light reflected all she saw was bouncing shadows.
She looked so lonely and so small.
I wondered if she was afraid at all.
She just sat there staring even when the bus stopped
Knowing exactly where they were just as before.
As she stared out the window without a care
She had the weight of the world sitting right about there.
As we neared the bus stop
I wondered if she would believe
The girl I was staring at
Was none other than me.

"Time is of the essence"

"Easy as pie"

"Long in the tooth"

"Never look a gift horse in the mouth"

"All bent out of shape"

"Madder then a wet hen"

"Fit to be tied"

"That chaps my hide"

"That gets my goad"

"Before you were a gleam in your fathers eye"

"It's all over but the crying"

"Like shooting ducks on a pond"

"God willing and the creek don't rise"

"Grasping at straws"

"Hope against hope"

"On a wing and a prayer"

"You got your just desserts"

"Waiting for the other shoe to drop"

"Speak with a forked tongue"

"A Cock and bull story"

"Don't pull the wool over my eyes"

"Build a better mousetrap and the world will beat a path to your door"

"There's no such thing as a free lunch"

"As horny as a three balled tomcat"

"Horny as a peach-orchard boar"

"Horny as a three peckered billy goat"

"Chew the fat"

"In two shakes of a lambs tail"

"A laugh a minute"

"A stitch in time saves nine"

"Better to have one in the hand then two in the bush"

I could go on but I choose to stop here...this is a list of cliches that I just don't get or I think are kinda stupid.

If you know what any of them mean by all means share with the rest of the class.

My favourite cliche is "Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining"

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Woo Hoo...LOL

ok so I didn't chicken out and I got the tongue done...and so far have broken almost all the things they tell ya not too do...LOL nah I'm just kidding...

So my day...err...afternoon...

Got the kids ready to go... went walking towards the bus stop....bus went by...shit!
I look at Shadow and said "do you think we could make it across the road and thru the park in time to catch it at the hub?" he looked at me and said we'd really need to truck it to get there...
so we cross the street with the kids...I realized that I couldn't run with a knapsack on and Keenan...so I gave Shadow the knapsack and threw Keenan over my shoulder onto my back, Gambit had to run on his own...(we have got to get that kid oout for more excercise)...we get halfway thru the park...Shadow goes up farther to check to see if the bus was in the hub... it was...shit...I told him to run ahead and see if he could get them to wait...yelled at Gambit to kick it into gear and keep running until he got to the road...and not to cross the road until I got there...got into gear again and kept running...with Keenan on my back yelling "wheeee Mommy we're going fast..." lol....so I come running thru the gate of the park and theres Gambit waiting and a bus with a few people watching the fat chick with the kid on her back, probably wondering if she's about to pass out.
I round the front of the bus and bend over in the doorway to put Keenan down on the step, told him to go sit.
the bus driver looks at me and she says "he told me what happened" meaning Shadow of course.
Apparently he told her about how we missed the bus at our stop and ran thru the park and asked her to wait because I was still coming thru the park with the two kids. If it wasn't for the bus driver getting out of the bus at the hub to adjust her mirror we would have missed her there as well. Needless to say she was impressed. Hell so was I. LOL
Took the bus downtown got off at the bus station. I went into the subway there and asked the girl for the biggest glass they had, filled it with crushed ice and a lil bit of pop so that the kids could have a drink.
Off we walked the couple of blocks to Artistic Impressions. The kids had the choice as to whether or not they wanted to wait for me in the waiting area or they could come in and watch the piercing being done.
They opted to watch...lol Shadow wanted to watch...The guy that did the piercing for me is actually the brother of a friend of mine... so that was cool... he looked over my tongue to make sure there wouldn't be any problems...then told me to stick it out as far as I could...as he leaned over to put the clamps on he says with a chuckle and a wink "a gene simmons tongue...good for piercing"

And no it didn't hurt...you know how much it hurts when you accidently bite your tongue...yeah well didn't hurt as much as that LOL

Ran into a good friend of mine afterwards stood there talking to her for a little while.

Instead of running to try to catch the bus at the station which we would've only had 5 minutes to make it in, we decided to cross the street and catch it on its way out to do its run.

Got home and Anna wanted to see it so I turned my cam on and figured since I was talking to Sue I'd send her an invite. Apparently I'm crazy...LOL yeah like I didn't know that already ;)

I tried to eat some really soft green beans...nope didn't happen...I had about 15 lil beans in about 20 minutes....was nuts...got frustrated with not being able to eat. I have a feeling I'll be losing some weight this week, being on a liquid diet...LMAO

Was reading the "after care" sheet number one thing it says to avoid..."NO oral sex during the healing process" LOL
ok I'm sorry...I'm a bit uncomfortable now because of a dull ache of pain in my mouth...if tried to stick his dick in my mouth right now I'd bite the fucking thing off LOL

transcript of a part of a phone call with my mom
Mom "what's the matter with you?"
Rae "Nothing why?"
Mom "why do you sound different?" *leery tone in her voice*
Rae "do I sound like I'm slurring and have a bit of a lisp?"
Mom "Yeah, why? ya fuckin drunk?"
Rae "*laughing* No I just got home from having my tongue pierced"
Mom "Gawd...did they pierce your brain too?"

So talked to my sister a couple hours after talking to my mom...
not only didn't she know about me getting tongue pierced...which ok thats explainable just got it done and maybe she really hasn't talked to my mom...

I said something about my nose being pierced...LOL
"what?? yer nose is pierced?? since when??"
Rae "umm since a week before labour day"
B-I-L in the background "hey now I have something I can pull her around with"
Rae "you seriously haven't noticed that my nose has been pireced for a month now? wow how unobservant of you and tell him that its a stud not a hoop"
Sis "I haven''t really seen you that much!!"
B-I-L in the background "Did she have it the other night when I was babysitting?"
Sis to B-I-L "she's had it since before Labour day...so yeah you're just as unobservant as I am ya dick"
B-I-L in background "Really??"
Sis to B-I-L "yes really and its a stud not a hoop"
Rae "doorknobs...so anyway....."

See I knew my family didn't pay much attention to me... People wonder why I'm so weird and whacky....well now ya know...it's because all these years I've been trying to get my damn family to pay attention to me...LMAO sometimes I wonder why I try...oh well
*flashback to lil Rae*
"Lookit me I'm on fire!!" Rae dancing back and forth infront of sister, bored look while reading a book "thats nice Rae don't mess up the sofa tho"

Anyway, I'm sure you're sick of reading this...I sure as hell am sick of typing it...LOL
I'll tell ya how tomorrow goes and how much fun I had catching up with Paulie :D

Assinine Conversation Between To Tired Asses

If I never see the word Ass again it will be too soon after this conversation. I have never seen the word Ass used ass many times ass it was used in this assinine conversation. The things people will talk about at 3 o'clock in the morning. Any names besides my own (sugar_plum_butt is my yahoo id just for those who don't know) have the **** to block them out, except the person I wass talking to they'll be known ass "assfriend"...all the people who's names have been assterisked out were innocent bystanders and I'm so sorry to them...LOL Hard to believe this whole converastion stemmed from an uninvited guest who needs to leave. LOL

sugar_plum_butt (3:30:20 AM): you don't look like your laughing out loud...
assfriend (3:30:28 AM): I am on the inside
sugar_plum_butt (3:30:44 AM): you're insides laugh?
assfriend (3:30:49 AM): don't wanna wake the asshat to wake up.
sugar_plum_butt (3:31:25 AM): fuckin asshat...needs to find his asscoat and his assboots and move his assthings out of your non-asshat house...
assfriend (3:31:35 AM): *laughs*
assfriend (3:32:13 AM): **** sends hugs and kisses, btw
sugar_plum_butt (3:32:23 AM): aww thanks...
assfriend (3:32:31 AM): you're welcome
sugar_plum_butt (3:32:51 AM): <-- still laughin at the asshat thing...
assfriend (3:33:17 AM): I see that
assfriend (3:33:24 AM): you look quite tickled over that
sugar_plum_butt (3:33:58 AM): its just that I see things in pictures, and as I wrote that I saw it all and it was funny...
assfriend (3:34:06 AM): Apparently
sugar_plum_butt (3:35:12 AM): **** : What u laughin at Rae: long long long long story **** : ok
sugar_plum_butt (3:35:18 AM): ***** : ok what are you laughing so much about...your almost in tears
assfriend (3:35:32 AM): *wonders where he put those asspants at* sugar_plum_butt (3:36:25 AM): go look maybe with your ass-socks
assfriend (3:36:36 AM): Ass Polo?
sugar_plum_butt (3:37:16 AM): you made me pause my cam
assfriend (3:37:43 AM): i'm sorry
assfriend (3:37:48 AM): I look sorry, don't I?
sugar_plum_butt (3:37:56 AM): no your not I could tell by the look on yer face assfriend (3:38:18 AM): Don't forget your ass panties and ass bra. sugar_plum_butt (3:38:31 AM): you suck SO bad
assfriend (3:38:32 AM): Hmmm...Ass-Gucci
assfriend (3:38:46 AM): has a certain ring to it dosen't it?
sugar_plum_butt (3:38:56 AM): AssPrada
assfriend (3:39:09 AM): You had to type that between snorts, didn't you sugar_plum_butt (3:39:22 AM): I don't snort...I'm choking
assfriend (3:39:28 AM): Ass-Versaci?
assfriend (3:40:06 AM): nah, more like AssFubu
sugar_plum_butt (3:40:17 AM): AssBum
assfriend (3:40:22 AM): AssGuess?
sugar_plum_butt (3:40:36 AM): AssWang
assfriend (3:41:20 AM): I'm gonna stop now so you don't choke to death assfriend (3:42:32 AM): you okay over there?
sugar_plum_butt (3:42:43 AM): yeah I think so
assfriend (3:42:50 AM): gonna unpause the cam?
sugar_plum_butt (3:43:03 AM): I did
assfriend (3:43:44 AM): there ya are
assfriend (3:43:55 AM): don't get your asspanties in a wad again, okay? sugar_plum_butt (3:44:20 AM): nope I won't.
assfriend (3:44:27 AM): kay
assfriend (3:44:39 AM): asswatch?
assfriend (3:44:46 AM): that anything like a swatch watch?
sugar_plum_butt (3:44:48 AM): you bastard
assfriend (3:45:12 AM): AssFossil
sugar_plum_butt (3:45:18 AM): ya know tomorrow this won't be funny assfriend (3:45:19 AM): now that's something I'd wear on my wrist.
assfriend (3:45:22 AM): Like a motherfucker.
assfriend (3:45:36 AM): Yeah, I know, that's why I'm milking it now for all it's worth.
assfriend (3:45:42 AM): We could market a whole line
assfriend (3:45:45 AM): Assrighs
assfriend (3:45:49 AM): rings, even.
assfriend (3:45:57 AM): Wait, they have those for public toilets already. assfriend (3:46:06 AM): looks like a little head cutout.
assfriend (3:46:39 AM): don't lie and say you've never held one up around your face.
assfriend (3:46:47 AM): assring indeed.
assfriend (3:47:08 AM): *****: stop making her choke over there sugar_plum_butt (3:47:34 AM): Rae: omg ***** tell him to stop ***** : k assfriend (3:47:51 AM): I bet she was wearing her little Asshat when she said it too.
assfriend (3:48:11 AM): like captain fuckin' ahab.
assfriend (3:48:53 AM): THAR SHE BLOWS!!! WITH AN ASS LIKE A SNOWY HILL. Er...A PAIR OF SNOWY HILLS!
assfriend (3:49:30 AM): ARRRRR!!!!
assfriend (3:49:46 AM): Get me spear Pequod, I'm gonna lance that fucker! assfriend (3:50:15 AM): Aye Aye Cap'n. Make sure ye don't hit the blowhole though.
assfriend (3:50:32 AM): This is like a fuckin' sea-faring assventure. sugar_plum_butt (3:51:15 AM): ok you need to stop now
assfriend (3:51:30 AM): Really?
sugar_plum_butt (3:51:34 AM): I'm trying to keep from puking
assfriend (3:51:39 AM): I was gonna ass you a few questions
sugar_plum_butt (3:51:54 AM): thats so not cool....
assfriend (3:52:58 AM): shhhhh
assfriend (3:53:05 AM): the asshounds are loose.
assfriend (3:53:31 AM): they have our scent! Be very quiet Watson. sugar_plum_butt (3:53:48 AM): are you trying to get me to puke on cam? assfriend (3:53:52 AM): What? You've never read the Asshound of the Baskervilles?
assfriend (3:54:37 AM): Alright, if you want me to stop, I will
assfriend (3:55:17 AM): you okay over there?
sugar_plum_butt (3:55:40 AM): uh huh...just cause when I laugh to much I end up gagging...and puking...don't wanna go thru that tonight
assfriend (3:55:48 AM): ah
assfriend (3:55:49 AM): okay
assfriend (3:55:57 AM): see, that wasn't me this time.
assfriend (3:56:02 AM): And /you/ started it.
sugar_plum_butt (3:56:17 AM): I started what??? I didn't do anything... sugar_plum_butt (3:57:26 AM): that wasn't me
assfriend (3:57:33 AM): bwahahahhaha
assfriend (3:57:42 AM): you don't even /try/ to lie well.
assfriend (3:57:45 AM): asshat.
sugar_plum_butt (3:57:58 AM): nope...not to you I don't
sugar_plum_butt (3:58:05 AM): assscarf
assfriend (3:58:19 AM): assparka
sugar_plum_butt (3:58:33 AM): I really do love to see you smile ya lil asstoque assfriend (3:58:51 AM): Expecially while you're wearing AssGaloshes, I know. assfriend (3:59:15 AM): or Ass-Mukluks
assfriend (3:59:49 AM): < - - - - needs and asspatula
sugar_plum_butt (4:00:00 AM): patula??
assfriend (4:00:05 AM): spatula, sorry
assfriend (4:00:14 AM): my ass ate an s
assfriend (4:00:18 AM): kinky.
assfriend (4:00:41 AM): the fabled double asseagle?
assfriend (4:01:19 AM): at least I didn't call you an assface.
assfriend (4:02:21 AM): *goes back to his corner, plants his ass*
assfriend (4:02:31 AM): OOooh! Look! An Asstree!
sugar_plum_butt (4:02:36 AM): what do you get when you cross a bi-polar, a psycho and a lunatic?
assfriend (4:03:00 AM): a Bipsychatic?
assfriend (4:03:14 AM): sounds like a fucked up moped.
assfriend (4:03:31 AM): maybe one that runs off of Manure.
assfriend (4:03:36 AM): You know - ass emmissions.
assfriend (4:03:49 AM): That'd be methane though, wouldn't it? sugar_plum_butt (4:03:58 AM): ...ya get a puking good time
assfriend (4:04:27 AM): so which of us is which?
assfriend (4:04:32 AM): bong?
assfriend (4:04:35 AM): AssBong?
sugar_plum_butt (4:04:43 AM): its not a bong you asswipe
assfriend (4:04:43 AM): You're taking AssHits!!!!
sugar_plum_butt (4:05:03 AM): I'm the lunatic....*****'s the pyscho
assfriend (4:05:14 AM): so tell me, do your ribs hurt yet?
assfriend (4:05:21 AM): Wait a fuckin' minute?
sugar_plum_butt (4:05:23 AM): no my head does tho
assfriend (4:05:30 AM): I'm not Bipolar you assclown.
sugar_plum_butt (4:05:31 AM): wha?
sugar_plum_butt (4:05:40 AM): you wanna make a bet
assfriend (4:05:47 AM): piss off.
assfriend (4:06:16 AM): you're the one taking bonghits off an asscarb. sugar_plum_butt (4:06:44 AM): riiiiiight...
assfriend (4:06:56 AM): asslight?
assfriend (4:07:09 AM): ARMAGEDDON!!!!
sugar_plum_butt (4:07:30 AM): ok now you're scaring me
assfriend (4:07:37 AM): *laughs*
assfriend (4:07:51 AM): You've obviously never heard that episode of johnboy and billy.
assfriend (4:08:20 AM): so...
assfriend (4:08:25 AM): you wanna....
assfriend (4:08:27 AM): Uhm...
assfriend (4:08:30 AM): come rub my ass?
sugar_plum_butt (4:08:54 AM): nope not now I don't...I don't wanna see the word ass for a week now let alone rub one
assfriend (4:08:57 AM): I promise it's UASSDA certivied
assfriend (4:09:14 AM): certified, even

*just so everyone knows...I was not toking on a bong during this conversation...I was drinking a slurpee, from an odd shaped container...LOL*

Even The Faithful Can Falter....

Works been enh....
there's a guy at work that I was in grade school with...in grade school we were friends...he was a grade below me...now he doesn't say more then two words to me...yet if I look his way when he's around, it seems like he's glaring at me...enh oh well...so much for trying to be friends with him again...asshat.

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Not much has been happening this week. Just mainly working and thats about it.

I'm hoping that we make it downtown tomorrow so that I can get my tongue pierced. I have a feeling I'll be investing a lot in slurpees next week....LOL

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On Sunday we're doing a walk for dog guides of Canada...I'm so excited..I get to sit and catch up with Paulie...I miss Paulie so badly :( I haven't called him because I never know what his shift is... But I was told I get to sit with him at one of the check points so I'm happy.

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So I've booked the time off in November so I can go to Chicago....now all I have to do is come up with the money....blecch...easier said then done...*sigh*