| Your Ultimate Purity Score Is... | ||
| Category | Your Score | Average |
| Self-Lovin' | 20% I wouldn't shake hands, if I were you | 65.1% |
| Shamelessness | 26.2% Puts 'em on the glass | 79.3% |
| Sex Drive | 36.8% I got needs, baby, you gotta unnastan'! | 77.7% |
| Straightness | 0% Knows the other body type like a map | 44.8% |
| Gayness | 37.5% At least one weekend of ecstacy | 83.7% |
| Fucking Sick | 69% Dipped into depravity | 90% |
| You are 35.29% pure Average Score: 72.7% | ||
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You Are Scary |
 You even scare scary people sometimes! |
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You Are "Dizzy and Giddy" |
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You Should Be a Mental Patient for Halloween! |
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(Ok apparently they didn't realize that I'm one of those the rest of the year. I was hoping to dress up as something different...*sigh* such is life I guess)
| To pick up Shadow: If I could rearrange the alphabet... I'd put you between F and CK |
(BA HA HA That would never work with him...)
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You Know You're From Ontario When... |
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"Vacation" means going to Barrie for the weekend. You know several people who have hit deer more than once. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day. You use a down comforter in the summer. You think of the major food groups as deer meat, fish, and berries. There are 7 empty cars running in the parking lot at the Canadian Tire store at any given time. Your provincial capital calls in the army to help clean up after a snow storm. Your $400,000 Toronto home is actually a dump You, and you, alone decide who will win the federal election You're in the only province with hard-core American-style crime MuchMusic's Speaker's Corner - rant and rave on national TV for a dollar Baseball fans park on your front lawn and pee on the side of your house You know there's no such thing as an Ontario Seperatist Your grandparents sold booze to the States during Prohibition Lots of tourists come to Toronto because they mistakenly believe it's a cool city Have a new/better hint if someone is from this province? Send it in at the bottom of this page. You have enough French vocabulary to get by some of the day in Ottawa without them thinking that you're a completly incapable American. You find -40C a little chilly. You voted Liberal in the last election. You understand the Labatt's Blue commercials. You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Ontario. |
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