Yahoo Help Is Not So Helpful After All...

sugar_plum_butt (11:44:52 PM): what is error code -7 when it comes to the address book?? I'm trying to change my friends yahoo id's in my list so it reads their names instaed...and it keeps telling me I have an error code -7

yahoohelper (11:44:52 PM): To add a new friend to your friend list, click on Add in the toolbar.

sugar_plum_butt (11:45:15 PM): what is error code -7

yahoohelper (11:45:15 PM): Hi sugar_plum_butt, I am an automated robot and I'm here to help you get familar with Yahoo! Messenger. Type some text in the window below and click 'SEND' to talk to me.

sugar_plum_butt (11:45:41 PM): error code 7

yahoohelper (11:45:41 PM): Great, now we're talking! sugar_plum_butt, did you know that Yahoo! Messenger allows you to keep track of all your friends and see when they are online? If your friend does not have messenger yet, click on the 'FRIENDS' button and select Invite a friend to get Messenger. If your friend already has a Yahoo! ID, just click the 'ADD' button and you will see a smiley face next to their name when they are online. Type below and click 'SEND' to continue.

sugar_plum_butt (11:46:09 PM): you are a fucking dickheaded stupid piece of monkey feces and I hate you and all you stand for

yahoohelper (11:46:09 PM): Once your friends have Yahoo! Messenger running, there are a lot of things you can do with them. Try sending them an Instant Message. Just double-click their name to send them an Instant Message. It's faster than email and cheaper than a phone call! We're Instant Messaging each other right now! Keep talking and I'll tell you more.

sugar_plum_butt (11:47:16 PM): talking to you is like talking to a mentally handicapped Llama that has donkey dick breath and has dung beetle turds in its ears

yahoohelper (11:47:16 PM): If you want to talk to several people at once, you can create your own Instant Chat Room. Just click on the 'MESSENGER' menu item and the select Start a Conference. To have an even richer experience, try talking live with your friends using Messenger. It's just like a phone call except free! All you need is a computer microphone and speakers. Try clicking on the 'MESSENGER' menu item and then select Start a Voice Chat. Keep talking and I'll tell you more.

sugar_plum_butt (11:47:55 PM): you are a fucking imbecile and I hope you die a very slow death by suffocating on pig innards...I bet you even like grits don't you???

yahoohelper (11:47:55 PM): Waiting for your friends to sign up? Use Yahoo! Messenger to see if you have new Yahoo! Mail. Get an account at: http://mail.yahoo.com. You can also use Messenger to keep track of your favorite stocks, news and more! Click on the tabs near the bottom of the Messenger application to see what else Messenger can do for you. You know what to do to keep talking...

sugar_plum_butt (11:49:15 PM): I hate you *kicks yahoo helper and walks away*

yahoohelper (11:49:15 PM): To get help on a topic send a message of the form "/help topic" (e.g., /help friend) Where topic is one of the following - friend add group online message profile status alerts

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