My "To Do" List From Friday...
wrote this while in the van waiting for Shadow to get out of work

1. Jester will pick up Shadow in morning to look at car
2. Beach
3. Festival
4. Concerts (depending who is playing)
5. Jester and Keeblers (depending if they're home)
6. Kill all in the world who own/drive silver ford focuses
7. Find some shred of sanity
8. Sort thru Keenans clothes (too small=chuck 'em, too big=storage)
9. Rip off Gambit's fingers, throw toy away
10. Eat - more than breadsticks and cheese
11. Make a "all done" list for next week
12. *amendment to #6* make it ALL ford focus owners/drivers
13. Get a tan
14. Figure out a way to get Shana new carpets, Tracy the wedding of her dreams, Shiney happy, Shadow's stick out of his ass, yet still look for my sanity all by the 4th of July (it's nice to dream)
15. Cook the rest of the bacon....well check see if it's still edible first
16. Decipher the rest of my reading from Lenny, figure out how to get the things into action that I want to happen (learn how to spell decifer/decipher)
17. Remember to bring enough cigarettes to mom's house
18. Empty out the van
19. Take over the world
20. Start experiments on all I deem stupid
21. Get supplies to start experiments
22. clean out kitchen sink, so that the heads may drain effectively
23. Sweep bathroom/kitchen/livingroom
24. Check cat for matted lumps of hair
25. Take out the garbage