Swiftocratic Oath

My name is ______Rae______. I am hereby taking the Swiftocratic Oath. By swearing this oath, I am forever sealing my rights to sit at home, do nothing, or anything, that I choose to do. I declare my freedom from the pressure of people who call themselves friends to socialize, not to be anti-social, but to be myself. I am a recluse. It is my God-Given right to sit at home, and I'm choosing to take that oath. I pay ___$700.00_______ per month for my home, and there's nothing better to do with my home but sit in it.

Signed

___Rae________